This week’s Featured Buyer is BUST magazine “Crafty Lady” Callie Watts, aka Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster fame. She’s a crafty tastemaker, and we love her for it. She knows what she likes, and how she likes it. Her choices, as follows!
As the middle child of two sisters I would love to get three of these and take a sisters photo for the parents! My mom would probably cry.
My keys are on this right now. I love it so much I even wrote a song about it.
These are so good I don’t even know which one is funnier. I am torn between Dicktard, Douchelord, and Twatbomb.
I have pretty much been dreaming about this bathing suit since I could swim.
I am a rapper that loves to rock heels; it couldn’t get any better then this.
First off, I love hotdogs and tacos. However, the main reason I love this bag is because one of my bros has a term “got the green hotdog,” which is when you wake ‘n’ bake or hit the sauce in the morning and immediately puke.
I am a huge fan of Trixiedelicious‘ plates; I think she is a genius. In my eyes though there are few things as funny as Wack Jacko.
I have been on a huge Betty Davis kick lately. Combine her and brass knuckles and I am totally enamored.
A hat instantly adds class. Since I am known for my classless acts I can always use a little boost.
Terrifyingly amazing.
Big love for this big heart; the color is so amazing in person and I tend to live by the bigger is better mantra.
I would look like the classy lady version of Flava Flav with this!
I have totally been there, and it totally is that small, jerk.
Some people find crazy endearing.
Few things can make a $2 beer look so high-brow.
Sweet Jesus, I love cupcakes, too!
Wear it if you’ll ride it!
This puts the party on your pants. Adorable.
I have a friend who is really into hedgehogs right now. She would tumble for this.



















26 comments
Sign in to add your ownTheHandOfFatima says:
i love callie watts! yes, she made me famous to my family! lol!
4 years ago
CreativeIntuition says:
awesome!!! I"m in love with the pill earrings :)
4 years ago
CherryBlossomsDesign says:
awesome.
4 years ago
bamboobaby says:
Love the giant necklace.
4 years ago
Vanessa says:
She picked tha craziest items! I love it!
4 years ago
annamatrona says:
i found this enjoyable.
4 years ago
malam says:
I know a few people who'd love the "babies creep me out" badge, including my bf ;o)
4 years ago
WarmandFuzzyBaby says:
The mean bags are hilarious and could save me a lot of time. Uniquely talented.
4 years ago
BoringSidney says:
Wonderful to be included in this list of amazing things! I too love that giant picture/necklace....I so want it!! The babies creep me out is a must have...
4 years ago
knotbygranma says:
Fantastic!
4 years ago
skybluebunny says:
These look awesome! I LOVE the shoes!
4 years ago
trixiedelicious says:
oh man I want those cushions! Jacko...mmm, well only a face a mother could love so it's just as well he hides it Thanks Callie!
4 years ago
amandajean says:
I'm so honored to be included in this great list. Thank you Callie!
4 years ago
benconservato says:
creepy babies, yes...
4 years ago
PicturesofLily says:
i want to meet your bro because who doesn't love to wake and bake. I'll bring the green hot dog.
4 years ago
traceystreasures says:
Love the "Babies creep me out", button- Great, unique items *lol*
4 years ago
SupernovaDesigns says:
absolutely amazing. those shoes!!! so great ^_^
4 years ago
Qiana says:
Cool
4 years ago
Artdefleur says:
love those shoes!
4 years ago
Elizaveta says:
Just Found this Now..Slick Picks Callie! Those pillows are Swish! Love 'em.... Thanks for the include in this sweetass list of loveliness!
3 years ago
LondonParticulars says:
Yow! A little brutal, but honest!
2 years ago