I never dreamed I’d be a widower at age 35…an Etsy Widower, that is. My wife, Stacey, is survived by me, her husband, and our two daughters: Elle, age 3 and our new baby, 
Liv, due this August. I fear they will both grow up as Etsy Orphans. My only comfort is in the hope that others will hear our story and at least take solace in the fact that they are not alone.
(Oh, I should clarify, my wife hasn’t died, I lost her to Etsy.)
Stacey has always been “crafty,” and for years I’ve been supportive of her artistic endeavors. When she found Etsy it seemed harmless enough. We were excited that she would have a venue to share some of the things she’s made that make being a mommy easier and more fun for her, like slings and cart covers. So, she opened the Elle Belle shop.
I’ve come to the conclusion that this site should have come with a disclaimer. I should have been warned — maybe a call, at least an email to the family members, something like “Beware, Etsy has been proven to be extremely habit forming.”
I really underestimated the power of Etsy… the allure of the endless diversity of crafts, the variety of search methods, the vast network of like-minded artists. At first my wife was sewing and crafting just on weekends, but before I knew it, the arm of our couch became an impromptu pincushion, our vacuum clogged with strands of discarded threads, and she would even bring the laptop to bed to be with Etsy.
Looking back, I should have seen the warning signs. She had a whole different vocabulary. All conversational roads led to “listings,” “treasuries,” “tags,” and “gift guides.” Not only was the home page o
f every computer in the house set to Etsy.com, but I think I even noticed her mood change following that spiraling string of fellow crafters and customers who hearted her shop.
I’ll never forget that fateful day when I overheard what was to be one of Stacey’s last conversations with our daughter, Elle. She was trying desperately to convince our three year old that helping Mommy sort a box of mixed up ribbon was a fun way to spend an afternoon. But I realized the end was near when she couldn’t even run a quick errand without visiting the fabric pushers or one of her thread dealers.
Stacey is in a better place now. She’s gone to be with her adoring customers, loving fellow members of the Florida Etsy Street Team, and the Etsy Bloggers. She still haunts her vendors, too. I can tell from the charges that mysteriously appear in our checking account for designer fabrics, stabilizer, and crafting tools. She lives on through her tireless efforts to keep up with custom orders and dedication to her blog.
I appreciate your heartfelt condolences, and ask that in lieu of cards and flowers you send fat quarters, ribbon, and embroidery floss. Stacey would have wanted it that way.
Our daughter and I are getting along as well as could be expected, I guess, although we’re worried about how the new baby will take it. We appreciate your support and want you to know we wear our Etsy Widower and Etsy Orphan shirts proudly in solidarity with all the others who share our loss. Hey, come to think of it, maybe my daughter and I should open an Etsy shop and sell those things. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
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236 comments
Sign in to add your ownFlanneryCrane says:
What a great read...thinks for sharing. Maybe you should create a grief support group; my husband would join in a heartbeat. :)
3 years ago
SeaFindDesigns says:
Etsy widower...... tee....
3 years ago
FlanneryCrane says:
I should buy him the T-shirt, eh?
3 years ago
AliBaliJewellery says:
LOL, I enjoyed that!! Oh so true....
3 years ago
JAdamsDesigns says:
LOL Love the article! Very amusing and creative!
3 years ago
thehotcookie says:
Love it! I am guilty of doing the same thing to my husband.
3 years ago
BululuStudio says:
Oh God you scared me...
3 years ago
lilimandrill says:
haha! this remind me something, or someone ! ;-)
3 years ago
lostmitten says:
That was an awesome read...now I know how my fiance must feel :P
3 years ago
BeyondThePicketFence says:
i can now tell my husband that he is not alone
3 years ago
theblisscollection says:
So true! It's nice to know my husband and children are in good company :)
3 years ago
MGMart says:
Great, so true...that what my husband would say :D
3 years ago
adoreneko says:
Great perspective!
3 years ago
abacusbeadcreations says:
Does this apply to boyfriends too? Although, he only minds when he stops playing video games and notices I'm not there!
3 years ago
IcingOnTheCupcake says:
Really cute article, I'm sure my husband would sympathize with you!
3 years ago
Earmark says:
this is too funny... love it and my condolences for sure... eventually my husband caved and joined the etsy ranks as well... :)
3 years ago
bungalowmarketplace says:
I love this perspective! So cute!
3 years ago
SoapScentsations says:
I think my family can relate to this!
3 years ago
PCFactory says:
I LOVE this blog! TOoooo funny! My husband said something along those lines when I started Etsy too!
3 years ago
ApertureAgog says:
This is so funny because the idea of a roller derby widow become very popular in derby culture starting around 2007. www.myspace.com/rollerderbywidowers What does it say that we are generaion of women with partners who are sharing the housework and taking care of the kids? WOO! This is what feminism looks like in 2009.
3 years ago
beachhouseblues says:
Interesting perspective!
3 years ago
blynkenandnod says:
ROFL! It's so true! I need to show this one to my own poor widower. Happy Father's Day, boys! (You've earned a day off from Etsy, I think) (if only I could get myself to give that gift...)
3 years ago
MichMade says:
hahaha very funny and true! Have a great day everyone :)
3 years ago
dinafragola says:
Thanks for this fun article ^_^
3 years ago
Balanced says:
haha! That was fantastic. Definitely gonna show that to the husband.
3 years ago
cozycottagecreations says:
Hee hee! That was fabulous - I love the part about the fabric pushers. I'm emailing this to my husband so he'll know he's not alone. And hey, if that support group gets started up, feel free to convo us the meeting time!
3 years ago
julieboyles says:
Great article! I think my husband would echo your sentiments! The first thing my poor Etsy orphaned son says when he walks in after school is "How's it going on Etsy today? Hmmm, I think our family has the same diagnosis as yours! Happy Father's Day!
3 years ago
TheBrassHussy says:
I have to admit feeling a bit duped at the beginning of this article.
3 years ago
SusanFaye says:
HeeHee. My condolences to the bereaved. Etsy-itis seems to be sweeping the country as the list of grieving widowers grows...
3 years ago
beccamari says:
Too cute, and much sympathy!
3 years ago
slinkymalinkicat says:
My husband will enjoy reading this, and I think he will find solace in knowing he is not alone. I have grinned and nodded all the way through this wonderful article. Thank you!!
3 years ago
Morado says:
OMG! I fell of the chair laughing! Hilarious. My husband feels the same :o)
3 years ago
MomNMiaQuilts says:
Oh, I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! Let me know if you'd like my husband's email & phone number - he can totally relate! Now I must go - have to check the forums. tee hee
3 years ago
CarolinaCottage says:
Maybe he can start a support group - my husband would join.
3 years ago
worksofwhimsy says:
Sometimes my husband will convo me to get my attention. Yup, my name is Linda, and I am an Etsy addict. I love all the funny Etsy items featured!
3 years ago
lucywallis says:
fabulous article! Lucy x
3 years ago
ShadySideFarm says:
Heh, heh...my kids have opened their own etsy shop, and dh helps with mine. But there's still a bit of disconnect. Great article!
3 years ago
aressa says:
I should hook you up with my husband! Thanks heavens my children have grown. They would have been orphaned too!! It's so sad!!!!! Love this story. Thanks so much for the laugh! You might do well selling your items!!!! :)
3 years ago
CrochetTLC says:
Love this article.
3 years ago
aBreathofFrenchair says:
Great article! I love the Etsy shirts!
3 years ago
RedMarionette says:
Brilliant! Congratulations you guys! Kyle wears his Etsy Widower shirt proudly!
3 years ago
AnniesWearableArt says:
omg i was afraid to read this at first. wow.
3 years ago
Huismus says:
True and so funny.. :-)))
3 years ago
theeye says:
bwaaaahahahahhaaahaha... pretty funny
3 years ago
eraseandrepeat says:
lol! too funny!
3 years ago
bluemonday says:
This is great!
3 years ago
helenaemmans says:
Too true!!!
3 years ago
Sigmosaics says:
that is super funny and so completely true! My kids understand not to interupt mummy when it's treasury time ;) .. this has been a brilliant read!
3 years ago
alfalfalovesme says:
woah...i went into reading this ready to feel all sad...! hysterical!
3 years ago
strawberrykisses says:
HILARIOUS!!!
3 years ago
HendersonPipes says:
Yes you should open a shop! Being an Etsy widower was my original reason for opening my shop. I was missing my wife. But be careful. I'm now on Etsy more than she is.
3 years ago
aimeesarmoire says:
OH. MY. WORD. I am not letting The Man anywhere NEAR this article. (He thinks I need a 12-step program.) This story is a gem!
3 years ago
OneSmallSummer says:
too funny. too too funny.
3 years ago
thebrickkiln says:
My husband and kids should be in this article!!! My husband always says he is going to make a t-shirt like this. My poor kids draw pixs of jewelry and come and tell me to put these in my treasuries. I have to limit the time I am on the computer at night cause my hubby starts huffing and puffing aways if he thinks I have totally ignored him when he gets home. I wait til he goes to sleep and then get up and get back on the computer. And, of course, everyone know to stay away from mom when she is trying to snag a treasury!!! I am so glad to know I AM NOT ALONE!HA!!!
3 years ago
somewhereinntime says:
OHHHH, has he been talking to my husband who thinks I'm addicted to this too and when our power went off last night we actually had to talk to each other :)
3 years ago
iragrant says:
hahaha, hubby will love this!:)))))
3 years ago
penguinandfish says:
hah, so cute!
3 years ago
CollectionObsession says:
Love this story! I told my hubby last night that I need to add some listings, and he said something about priorities and housecleaning. Huh? And he sometimes even wants to use the laptop and I have to sulk till he hands it back to me.
3 years ago
asundrynotion says:
Funny. But the ribbon sorting IS a fun way to spend an afternoon! I learned to count, do arithmetic & measure by sorting through my mom's button box & playing with her measuring tape. My kids learned the same playful way. All good. Condolences to Etsy widowers, including mine. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
3 years ago
animalartista says:
oh my gosh great story. Very eye catching title!! Now come on Etsy Etsy Etsy!! I know how she feels, I do the same!
3 years ago
littlepinkpebble says:
dude where's my car...
3 years ago
LaveMeSoapCo says:
what a shame. my heart goes out to you
3 years ago
jessiemccann says:
So true! I should have my husband signed a contract to make sure what he is getting into. Even have him read the ETSY glossary to understand what I am talking about.
3 years ago
shopkim says:
I love this and am going to be forwarding it to my husband right now!
3 years ago
HibouCards says:
I'll pass it along to my hubby to see if it sounds familiar to him ;) It's true that I have become totally "obsessed" by my shop and I am very serious about it, for me it's a real business :) Maybe I'll be sorting ribbons and threads with my son too... my ribbons box definitely needs some sorting out! thanks for the article!
3 years ago
anniepoo says:
This was adorable! At first I really thought you lost your wife and I thought "Oh what a poor soul" and then I realized that THIS must be the way MY family sees it too! Thanks for the fun read!!!
3 years ago
sewthatsit says:
Great writing! I think you are destined to join the etsy bloggers.
3 years ago
FarAwayDesigns says:
Excellent read - my fiancee is close to joining the "Etsy Widowers'" ranks... LOL
3 years ago
wireddesign says:
That is great! And so, so true for our poor dear husbands...
3 years ago
BeautifulSoaps says:
How money... I mean funny! I think my dog is an Etsy orphan... he looks longingly at me for his daily walk while I list and relist. You have a beautiful daughter, and ElleBelle is great! Congrats on your August blessing :-)
3 years ago
TulipsTreasureBox says:
OH I remember way back when this was first posted! Loved it then, love it even more now that I too have etsyBUTT! ~Lily
3 years ago
LisaFerinDesigns says:
Thanks for this funny and well written post! You should definitely keep writing here. Great selection of items too. Best wishes to you all.
3 years ago
SunshineandRavioli says:
Oh How funny! this is SO my husband too. Maybe they need a support group...Etsy Widowers Unite...
3 years ago
thestapeliacompany says:
Funny stuff.
3 years ago
OffTheHooks says:
oh jeez, i fear my hubby could say similar things...
3 years ago
humblebea says:
I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time! This is fantastic, I can't wait to have my husband and kids read this... just as soon as I remove the pins from my couch...
3 years ago
RomanceCatsAndWhimsy says:
That was hilarious! ha ha... very well done. :) You really have a great attitude and way of looking at what your wife is doing. Love it. :)
3 years ago
bylynnkrestel says:
oh i hear you! i feel bad for my family all the time - just not bad enough to find the cure!! go etsy!!!
3 years ago
DeborahVoizin says:
Too funny!
3 years ago
pinkdragonfly98 says:
So funny and cute! Hope to hear more....
3 years ago
notebooksetc says:
Wahahaha funny read! I LOLd at the part where you said you lost her to Etsy.
3 years ago
vitamini says:
That was great! I'm sure my family can sympathize.
3 years ago
erinelizabeth says:
Ha! Reminds me of this story too - http://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/families-of-the-addicted-343/
3 years ago
TheFancyLamb says:
Teehee! I think my husband feels the same way. He'll get a kick out of this posting.
3 years ago
KentonBeadworks says:
Hilarious! I had to show this to my Husband, he got a chuckle out of it too.
3 years ago
beadcreationsbydawn says:
I so have to share this blog with my hubby~ He will be your biggest supporter from one guy to another~ My hubby has told me over and over~ you are always on the computer! Doing what you may ask??? ETSY of course!!!
3 years ago
hunneyfrog says:
If she going to be an addict she picked the perfect site
3 years ago
Greenbriar says:
LOL!!! This is the cutest article ever! Congrats Elle! My husband is going to read this tonight. How does he get one of those shirts?
3 years ago
Karmacrochet says:
I'm really sorry for your lost! Thanks for writing this great article! It made me smile!
3 years ago
OccasionallyBrill says:
I don't even have the excuse of selling, and my husband comments all the time that if I love Etsy so much, why don't I marry it? I feel for him. Sort of. Wait, I think the front page has a new treasury up.
3 years ago
EJPcreations says:
So true so true!!!
3 years ago
WooZlys says:
Love the article. Just opened my own etsy store, not even a month ago and my husband says to our daughter "Watch honey here comes the Esty-lady" ;). Oh, my what am I in for?! Should I stop now, I can't, (just try), I am trying , I can't! let me go please and see what's going on on esty, PLEASE!
3 years ago
DonnaGi says:
Great perspective and totally understandable - we're all quite addicted!!
3 years ago
FreshlySkweezed says:
Too funny! You had me reaching for a Kleenex there for a minute!
3 years ago
babypop says:
HA Ha love the tees. My hubby and Kids need those. I have spent many a day asking my daughter to help sort velcro or my son sortting letter. Lets put it this way all the post office employees know my kids by names, hobbies, and favorite candy.
3 years ago
LunasaDesigns says:
OMG! Hilarious! I need to send this to my husband!
3 years ago
MouseTrapVintage says:
Ha! I should get that t shirt for my bf. This sounds all too familiar ... :)
3 years ago
SimpleTraditions says:
How awesome is that! I think this has been the best storque article yet. I had to send it to my husband, I know he'll truly appreciate it!
3 years ago
copperlilly says:
Absolutely hilarious!
3 years ago
sleepypillow says:
Come to think of it, it is soooo true!
3 years ago
jenkasun says:
This is PRICELESS! SO TRUE. I sent it on to my husband who thought the article was about me!
3 years ago
mydistinctcreations says:
I loved your article. Like your wife I spend most of my time on Etsy, but I have an advantage over you and your wife. I'm not married so I can do whatever I like, like staying up until 3:00 to 4:00 in the morning making jewelry. I then get up between 7:00 to 9:00 later in the morning and start over again.
3 years ago
BeadsInTheBelfry says:
hee hee! This was hilarious.
3 years ago
WoollyWonka says:
Love the t-shirts...!
3 years ago
MayaBella says:
Funny!
3 years ago
dlkdesigns says:
so funny! must get my hubby that shirt :) I have actually started making him help me with a few things..he's okay though becuase I just bought him a new surf board :)
3 years ago
sweetsmilesbaby says:
Super funny. My husband actually made new pattern pieces for me yesterday while I went to playgroup with the kiddies. Awesome
3 years ago
ericawalker says:
hahaha! too funny. my man would "die" for one of those t-shirts.
3 years ago
memoriesforlifesb says:
Hillarious! You have no idea how many can relate :)
3 years ago
kmwatkins says:
Funny stuff!
2 years ago
CutieDynamite says:
So true! Great article!
2 years ago
retrothreadz says:
This is so cute I love it. Love the button
2 years ago
thebestvintage says:
It's so addictive!!
2 years ago
moonovermaize says:
LOL! I'm sure my hubby has similar feelings!
2 years ago
chakrapennywhistle says:
FUNNY! Hits home for sure :) That first photo is hilarious too! You guys are fabulous!
2 years ago
LoveYourBling says:
LMAO that was the best thing I've read all week, I must send this to my husband immediately, so he can join this support group of other widowed husbands!
2 years ago
Chennapenna says:
So funny! My husband was grumbling about all the thread in our vacuum just yesterday! Great read!
2 years ago
embellishedlife says:
Forwarding to hubby...
2 years ago
skw1967 says:
this is a hoot! thanks for sharing.
2 years ago
JustForTheShellOfIt says:
This is too funny! Hubby needs to see this!
2 years ago
InuInspirations says:
haha this is great!
2 years ago
OrganicElements says:
Funny because it is so true!
2 years ago
RecreationalArt says:
That is hilarious!! Way to go Elle Belle ! nice to know I am not alone out there....I will have to share this with my family so that they understand that there are others...EA anyone? (Etsy Anonymous)
2 years ago
Fantasticfigments says:
I really think I laughed too hard.. I might have pulled something in the process. Ahhh the ugly side of Etsy with a great streak of humor. Love it! They were going to call Intervention for me.... But even my family was too embarassed by my addicition to Etsy Smooches Steph
2 years ago
karmascreation says:
oh this is golden - what a great read!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
VintageBookStore says:
You really should start selling those shirts! That was such a great article:) ..hilarious!
2 years ago
ellebelleonetsy says:
Having so much fun reading all your comments... I had a sneaking suspicion I wasn't the only one ;) Can't wait for the Widower to get home from work to commiserate! And for the couple of people who have asked, the shirts are for sale in my shop. Thanks!
2 years ago
annashoub says:
I am writing from the great etsy beyond. Please contact my husband and child. I think they need a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.
2 years ago
lovelygifts says:
Very cute!! LOL
2 years ago
TianaCHE says:
Such funny! That's true! Awesome article!
2 years ago
LittleAdorables says:
This is Tremendously Funny! We seriously need to start an Etsy's Anonymous for all of us Addicts. Awesome & Creative Article! Thank you for giving me a laugh :D
2 years ago
tadalyn2006 says:
I laughed a lot, too funny!
2 years ago
1AEON says:
go babies, go babies!!!!!!
2 years ago
weewoobies says:
omgoodness! this was just so funny...and t r u e. My husband would agree, wholeheartedly. Perhaps you should form a support group, heehee!
2 years ago
MagnoliaFern says:
teehee, the ending made me happy, it's all funny and strange until he gets his own shop, then the fight for the computer begins!
2 years ago
lionfish53 says:
Dude!! You are hysterically funny!! Wow- did reading about your plight make my day:)
2 years ago
DalkullanJewelry says:
At least you've still got a sense of humor.
2 years ago
FinnFancies says:
LOL!! That is me to a perfect t!! My husband is totally an etsy widower!
2 years ago
roseworksjewelry says:
LOL
2 years ago
ObjectsOfAffection says:
such an adorable article...i know my husband and kids feel the same way!
2 years ago
MercuryOrchid says:
That was hilarious! I was really concerned in the beginning! That sinking feeling ... until it dawned:)
2 years ago
recycledwares says:
what a great article. love the twist you put on this. I don't know whether to laugh or cry - just kidding.
2 years ago
apiecebydenise says:
What a cute article! At some point with a "new baby", she must have closed the laptop at some point in time ;o)
2 years ago
pogoshop says:
So funny! Believe me, we all understand. But I beg you, don't name the new baby Etsy just to get long lost mom to notice the poor little thing.
2 years ago
That70sShoppe says:
Great story and shirts to go with it. :-)
2 years ago
budpnq says:
I've sent this to my husband so he will know he's not alone in his grief. Sometimes, I really miss the guy. :D
2 years ago
michon says:
you have my most sincere condolences ;)
2 years ago
NaturalBornKilners says:
Lucky for me my husband started an Etsy shop too, and now we craft together - leaving the entire world behind in our own Etsyverse!
2 years ago
vsimonds says:
What phenomenal wit and candor! OMGosh that was entertaining!! Thank you for that. It's funny that we always feel compelled to share our own stories after reading such spot on articles like this; probably part of what makes Etsy so great! So, I'll share the short version-- Is my husband the only one that is really, really NOT amused by my addiction? I'm guessing not b/c people have said that this article makes light of the dark underbelly of Etsy's web. Just had to mention that not only is this article gut achingly funny--YOU have an excellent attitude and you are clearly a patient and forgiving human being. Wish there were more guys like you out there who could put this forgiving spin on it!
2 years ago
toprem says:
It's just so tragic.. That little face haunts me!
2 years ago
StacyRaeT says:
To funny!!!!!!! I know my husband can relate at times.
2 years ago
PunkieGrace says:
Oh, my gosh, I was laughing through the whole thing...it is so true in my house too! Fortunately my husband is a web programmer/designer so there is at least a mutual understanding :) Nice shirts!
2 years ago
SundraSandrusi says:
Funny stuff!
2 years ago
PetitPlat says:
hahahaha! Sooooooooooooo true! My poor boyfriend feels the same :D
2 years ago
lapomme says:
love this article! such fun morning reading.
2 years ago
staroftheeast says:
He heeeeeeeeeeeee too funny! *Ahum*, I'm very sorry for your loss...
2 years ago
ingermaaike says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the best laugh in ages! Whoops....*sorry for your loss she says with a straight face*
2 years ago
vilte says:
fun reading :) though i'm afraid my husband and boths kids have also lost their mother...
2 years ago
CarolineRoseArt says:
What fun! I am lost to etsy too, I'm sure I have a toddler here - somewhere?
2 years ago
JaneBoFelt says:
Thank you for this article! My husband'll like it - he feels the same))))))))))))))
2 years ago
triskela says:
too cute, too true. love the ts!
2 years ago
Allthingsmade2287 says:
Loved the article. Love the t-shirts as well. I am not where your wife is yet, but I am hoping to be in that better place by end of yr. Then the other half will have to wear one of those t-shirts.
2 years ago
TheFlippyFlea says:
This is too funny. I'm sure my husband can relate. I no longer spend my free time watching TV with him. Now I leave him with the baby monitor and go to my sewing room to be at-one with my sewing machine! LOL!
2 years ago
dkskinner says:
Enjoyed the article, very cute!
2 years ago
oldcrowfarm says:
So So true! I can't wait to have my husband read this article. Or maybe thats a bad idea?
2 years ago
lokiwomanwares says:
Hee-Hee! I know my kids and hubby can relate!
2 years ago
kathryncole says:
Great article!
2 years ago
younghairlove says:
yOU ARE TAKING THE MICKEY, MAN!! I WAS SO SAD READING ON AND THEN REALISE YOU WERE TAKING THE MICKEY!!! WHAT IS UP? YES, DO GET AN ETSY SHOP AND BECOME EVEN MORE ADDICTED TO IT THAN YOUR WIFE!! BUT, I AGREE, YOU KNOW WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SPENT £200 ON AN X BOX, AND MORE FOR THE GAMES, COUNTING THE TIME HE WILL BE TOTALLY HYPNOSED BY IT, NOT EVEN NOTICING THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, OR WHEN YOU GUYS ARE GLUED TO THE TV WITH FOOTBALL ON, THEN YOU REALISE IT'S ONLY FAIR. I SAY YOU GO GIRL!!, AND TO YOU: BOOOOO FOR SCARING US!!
2 years ago
Birchangel says:
HA!LOVE THIS! I am sure my husband thinks the same thing!
2 years ago
OrdinaryMommy says:
I love a good dry sense of humor! I send along my condolences, and would send my own husband along to play if we lived in Florida. At any rate, I will definitely have him read this so that he can see that he doesn't have it so bad ;)
2 years ago
bluepisces76 says:
Brilliant! That's too funny, I'm sure many out there relate to this story and now WE have an idea of how the men in our lives (or women) feel!
2 years ago
Grandmothershouse says:
LOVE IT! What a great sense of humor and understanding you have at such an early age - it usually takes much longer to train the husband! You probably will never really know how much your support means to your woman - one day you'll be able to retire in style because of her passions.
2 years ago
tendermomentsllc says:
Too Funny! Every since joining Etsy, I have had a surge in the amount of time I spend in my "crafting corner" + my husband says I "get lost" for hours (that I innocently deny and say was only minutes-oops!) at the computer. As an Etsy Neophite, I am beginning to see more and more how time flies when you are having FUN! :-)
2 years ago
nekidesu says:
hehehe :) my condolences to you and your daughter
2 years ago
additionsstyle says:
This was a great post!
2 years ago
postroadvintage says:
..my house is orphaned too! those dishes get so lonely in the sink all day with nobody to wash them! thanks for the good laugh!
2 years ago
crochetgal says:
This is absolutely priceless. At least you had the nerve to come out and say in public what many spouses and partners have been saying in privat for years! My partner has decided NOT to be an Etsy widower though. He joined Etsy and will now convo me from the other room!
2 years ago
LoveAppleBoutique says:
Great story, Etsy is addicting. So much goes undone while im on etsy. I can relate to this story. Its like if my husband wrote it about me. LOL.
2 years ago
uncljohn says:
My partner is not gone completly, I get to see her on the third Thursday of the month and occaisionlly her voice is heard some what muted off in the distance. Sorta ghostly. Gottaluvit!
2 years ago
laralewis says:
oh my gosh this is hysterical!!! so true...i have to get those t-shirts for my family, i know they can relate!!
2 years ago
PipocaHandmade says:
Too funny! Great article and picks! My sympathies...!
2 years ago
staceylyndesigns says:
So cute! Love the TShirts!
2 years ago
sineminugur says:
CUTE:)
2 years ago
theivorymagnolia says:
i totally love this. a great read for my hubby.
2 years ago
pixiecampbell says:
yes, my husband and son got quite a laugh out of this!!
2 years ago
wovendreams says:
How much fun! I read the article to my husband and he truly sympathizes. We're still laughing! Continue on writing! We'd love to hear/laugh more.
2 years ago
hannmade says:
I can't even show my husband this article because I can only go on Etsy when he's out of the house... and then i erase my cache so he doesn't know... i swear my son is sleeping right now- he doesn't mind.... :0)
2 years ago
VitalTemptation says:
My husband is in the support group too! Funny!
2 years ago
SpiritedWoodland says:
This was absolutely fantastic! I couldn't stop laughing and thinking of my poor husband who is probably next in line. Thank you! This was great :)
2 years ago
MosaicTileBuffet says:
Ohhhh, this was the Best story yet! I am new here to Etsy, but hooked...I'm hoping I can keep from looking around and seeing hubby and two cat sweeties wearing "Widower" and "Orphan" shirts! Great read!
2 years ago
vintageapparel says:
Your daughter's face really does look sad in the reflection of the glass. Who knows, maybe one day, you will break out with an etsy shop of your own, maybe kids t-shirts and have your daughter model. Then the competition is on! FREE USA SHIPPING THIS WEEK-END ONLY. AND FOR MY INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS...50% OFF!
2 years ago
midnightcoiler says:
Heartwarming and funny! I thought it would be sad at first. Great writing!
2 years ago
BDOODLES says:
LOL, no truer story has been told. I'm just sure one day I'll wake up to find my computer MIA and hubby looking like the cat that swallowed the canary :))
2 years ago
SarahBeeCreations says:
My husband would probably join, but that would mean he would have to have access to the computer. :) Now to spend an hour looking through searches after I get back from the fabric store... while I shop on Etsy via the new iPhone app (Handmade) by taking photos of fabric swatches and matching them up to things I must have
2 years ago
SewnGreen says:
Ha my husband would join in a heartbeat! My husband is terrified to let me leave home with the children because he knows at least they slow me up a bit. On my own, craft stores watch out!
2 years ago
beadinbythesea says:
Oh, this is so funny...and so true. My husband has called himself an Etsy widower many a time.
2 years ago
PrudenceOctavia says:
oh so true!
2 years ago
allthosethrees says:
Whoa you scared me too! lol. Hilarious.
2 years ago
maybeads says:
Hilarious! I love the shot of your poor Etsy orphan - priceless!
2 years ago
rolanddesigns says:
Ha ! I think my husband is heading the same dirsction. I have two web sites, I have an E-bay and ETSY shop, and my mind is continually filled with ' new' ideas. I craft every minute I have free, and spend a lot of time with my nose glued to the blogs, and forums, ideas etc...on ETSY
2 years ago
SignsByDiane says:
Haha! This is so true! My husband is also an Etsy widower and I am an Etsy addict! My kids are grown but at least my son is home from college now that summer is here and he and dad can share watching the Phillies on TV! What will he do in the fall?
2 years ago
raisinlike says:
This is so true LOL Thanks for featuring my Etsy sales fairy :o)
2 years ago
8milecreekdesigns says:
GREAT STORY & love the T-SHIRTS! I think everyone in my family needs one!
2 years ago
blackbird72 says:
LOLOLOL
2 years ago
Love2BInspired says:
Fun article!! I think alot of our families can relate. Thanks for the laugh!
2 years ago
CHenry says:
Oh my, That was fabulously funny. Great article !!! One of these days there could be a new group ! Etsy annonymous !!! A twelve step program for all of us Etsians. I don't think so !!!! LOL
2 years ago
salvagenotes says:
Hilarious! My boyfriend loves Etsy "craft time" because it has such a calming effect on me. LOL.
2 years ago
MissTiara says:
VERY CRAFTY WRITER YOU ARE! I enjoyed reading!
2 years ago
honeypielove says:
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! So funny and well put. My boyfriend feels the same way about me----- I don't me to laugh about this- It is a serious habit- if it means not being around those you love as much and making them upset. But as my etsy addiction grows stronger- I'm finding it harder and harder to want to spend time with...well....anyone! Good luck with everything- and thanks for the story! I'm going to email it to my boyfriend right now- I suppose i could get up from my computer and tell him about it , but that would involve leaving etsy for a few minutes- can't bare the thought of that....
2 years ago
corysportraits says:
at first I was like omg this is so sad. Then it was really cute when I read that she wasnt really dead!
2 years ago
craftyfolk says:
very clever!
2 years ago
lyptis says:
This was fun to read! So true.., im sure alot of men will understand!:)
2 years ago
jivah says:
Hilarious - especially loved the bit about "fabric pushers" and "thread dealers" :)
2 years ago
urartist says:
Bravo! This should be one of the web's Top 10 wittiest and funniest blog ever written. Great job, widower dad. Say hi to my hubby when you bump onto him in etsy-widow land :)
2 years ago
MelanieMathieu says:
So great...and so true! LOL!!
2 years ago
couturedesignsbym says:
Etsy needs EA instead of AA, except it doesn't have to be anonymous...we all know who we are. My husband is looking at me right know, as my children nearly kill each other wrestling, and is saying...GET OFF ETSY! I have a problem, but I like it.
2 years ago
soule says:
That is Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2 years ago
minniesheart says:
Hehehehe. Couldn't stop giggling, I can almost see my husband writing this very same article. LOL
2 years ago
RubyStudios says:
Just stumbled on this. My hearty condolences (and chuckles!!!)
2 years ago
ArtsyPicks says:
What a delightful piece of satire! Priceless. This one's a keeper!
2 years ago
secretjewellz says:
What a great read. lol. My partner is a widower too.
2 years ago
sleepymoondesign says:
Haha this is great! My son needs an Etsy orphan shirt!
2 years ago
VENUSCANDLES says:
That was so cute!! That is what my husband says about me :) At least I am not the only one!!
2 years ago
PixieSoap says:
That was fabulous! Loved the story and had lots of giggles. :)
2 years ago
GlamBlasphemy says:
Great writer! Really love it.♥ I'm only 17 years old and I spent most hours of my days on Etsy.com, and the other hours, crafting for my shop. I'm an Etsyholic. And proud. ☺ ~Wednesday. Glamblasphemy.etsy.com
2 years ago
floresdelsol says:
oh so true. my poor poor hubby
2 years ago
GetLathered says:
Well done! What a supportive guy =D
2 years ago
haptree says:
This is hilarious! I had to put a link on my blog!
2 years ago
decoratethediva says:
Too funny!!! My family feels the same way!!! ~Renee
2 years ago
smellyrhino says:
omg. as I write this, we are having our time together on the couch, me with the laptop, him watching tv!
2 years ago
PerfectlyPractical says:
A really standout blog! I really enjoyed reading it. My husband probably feels the same way but I won't ask him. I'll just serve him his reheated meatloaf.
2 years ago
JPMYERSLURES says:
Dude, pry the wifie's fingers from the keyboard for a bit & hang out in my store for a little while.. I have plenty of "Dude" related items.., well if you're into outdoor fun such as fishing..Drop by, be a Dude.. John
2 years ago
fineheart says:
Very funny. You're a talented writer. Read it to my husband (who now works from home) also known as my bandwidth hog! He relates.
2 years ago
gemheart1 says:
My hubby would relate,too. for years my he lived with my "quilting insanity," so it's nothing new for him to see my "jewelry insanity," as I weld away on precious metals and string semi-precious beads (once a rockhound, always a rockhound).
2 years ago
MagnetGames says:
that was such a fun read!
2 years ago
Bellafie says:
Wooooow just like me and my boyfriend! I'm addicted to etsy! :$
1 year ago