Get Glamoured by True Blood

Let me share a little secret with you. If I was living among the characters of HBO’s hit show True Blood, I’d be a fangbanger (the vampire equivalent of a groupie!). The gorgeous vampires gliding through Bon Temps and Dallas! are hot as hell. I avoided the show for far too long thinking it was a niche series, but after one episode I was hooked. With the show halfway through its sophomore season, waiting for the new episodes on a (gasp) weekly basis has me hungry for an Etsy fix:

 

Flipping Burgers Earrings

Warning: Lafayette’s tasty burgers may pack quite a punch.

By PinkHelloKitty, $7.50.

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Two Hand Engraved Wine Glasses , ‘Reaching Branches’

“…you can bring me a glass of red wine, so I have a reason to be here.”

By daydreemdesigns, $27.50.

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Metal sculpture of a viking helmet

Me thinks “She is Mine” means little to viking vampire Eric.

By SkinzNhydez, $145.

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Bride and Groom in Coffin Box

With Vampire-Human marriages now legal, will Sookie and Bill have their happily ever after?

By mrstildos, $98.

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Little Nude Nouveau Witch – 5×7 Blank Greeting Card

Maryann is sure shaking things up this season.

By EmilyBalivet, $4.

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Love Drops . Sacred Love Oil . For Love, Romance and Passion . White Magick Alchemy

“Do you have any of that synthetic bottled blood?”

By whitemagic, $12.

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Law and Order Necklace

Isn’t there’s something to love about bumbling detective Andy Bellefleur?

By crumpetcake, $19.75.

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Border Collie 11×14 Signed Art Print

Shapeshifter Sam finally found himself naked in Sookie’s bed…probably not the way he imagined it.

By dogartstudio, $24.50.

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Vintage Connie Commuter Pumps in Cherry Red Hot 8.5 US (39 EUR)

“Pam, those were great pumps.”

From ResourceClothing, $20.90.

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MAN WHORE–Hand Stamped Oxidized Sterling Silver Disc Necklace–22 inch chain

Jason is trying to change, but even the reverend’s wife wants a piece of him.

By MetalTaboo, $62.

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I leave bite marks t-shirt

Mainstreaming vampires should at least be honest with their dessert.

By Muncheys, $15.

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Are you feeling your fangs twitching? Let us know in the comments!

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