Creativity just oozes from Etsians’ pores, and I suppose it was inevitable that in this Keep it Weird series, I would need to address our many other discharges as well. Our bodies are compulsive makers of all sorts of products; we merely need to look inward for crafting inspiration. The artistic innovators below find beauty and whimsy in the flowing tide of our own biology, reminding us that nothing is weirder than human nature.
Begin the quest for self-discovery with The Deuce Ring by metalsugar, Pink Sick Print by pinkytoast, and Happy Bladder in Fused Glass by AzureFire. Check out the Related Items below for more strange scatology.
142 comments
Sign in to add your ownkrize says:
I love weird! :) It makes me smile!
2 years ago
vivikas says:
I love the print! Very funny weird things today!
2 years ago
whichgoose says:
poop. hehe :)
2 years ago
SeaFindDesigns says:
poop...puke...farts..... good stuff!
2 years ago
worksandfinds says:
I'm sensitive to puke. I see someone puking and I'm right there with them. Yuck.
2 years ago
kclarkphotography says:
Holy crap, that's alot of crap. (she said crap)
2 years ago
PunchDrunkPrincess says:
this made me puke up in my mouth a little bit, thanks...
2 years ago
Radness says:
funny picks :) Glad I didnt eat breakfast yet.
2 years ago
mythunderstood says:
You have my dream job - great!!!!
2 years ago
mermaidclaire says:
Keepin' it real!!! Nice one, Traub, but you left out the ear wax and snot :P
2 years ago
amefaust says:
This post is amazing :) I'm drawn to the killer care bear for some reason. Maybe because we used to call my sister Karen "Kare Bear" and she sometimes acted in the same way...
2 years ago
UglyBaby says:
Poop and weird go together really well. Why is that?
2 years ago
PurseParts says:
The little boy with all the toilet paper is really cute! Definitely a unique selection...wow!
2 years ago
Aquanetta says:
i like the bladder glass :) Big shout out to other girls with small bladders!!
2 years ago
mtraub says:
Ah, Claire, you're right! How could I be so careless? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30279354 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31392407
2 years ago
gloilocksandbody says:
This post deserves the Golden Poop Award: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16551036
2 years ago
LuminousDreamDesigns says:
lol love the apology card and the carebear :)
2 years ago
LaveMeSoapCo says:
wow. this is def out there
2 years ago
witandwhistle says:
HAHA! I love this. I can't imagine rubbing poop shaped soap on myself!
2 years ago
Shadeofshadow says:
I sell puke too in my shop! pixie puke that is
2 years ago
theLostEarring says:
The happy bladder is awesome! Wish my bladder was that happy ;)
2 years ago
kaylah7 says:
The deuce rings is awesoem!!
2 years ago
pandawithcookie says:
Yeah, that happy bladder is funny. I like the Always notebook as well.
2 years ago
MilkGlassVintage says:
Okay, lots of good gag gifts in this story, I'll give ya' that. However, I'm kinda' froufy, and would prefer flowers, birds, butterflies and unicorns! How about a "Keeping it Froufy" series, just once, huh???
2 years ago
Morado says:
Weirrrdd and fun! :o)
2 years ago
CarolinaCottage says:
Grrrrooossss...
2 years ago
VixVintage says:
Oh Boy!
2 years ago
FrillyButts says:
I would love to give my friends a golden tampon award. Funny!
2 years ago
atomicdog5 says:
Oh my gosh! Those are soooooooo funny! I just love etsy!
2 years ago
BeadinBabe says:
Oh my!! Gotta love Etsy!!! :)
2 years ago
SanDesign says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!
2 years ago
tealandgold says:
so good, if we have anything in common its.....
2 years ago
Greenerica says:
of all the things....
2 years ago
gypsywoman says:
YUK
2 years ago
BabbidgePatch says:
Umm.... eewww!
2 years ago
wickedgems says:
Yummy! jk.
2 years ago
spacejam says:
those weirdos are great!
2 years ago
KnockKnocking says:
hee hee. Poops.
2 years ago
heartsandlaserbeams says:
this painting of a vomiting robot actually made it on the cover of local long beach magazine "the district": http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26589066 wouldn't you know they'd pick only my classiest of works for the cover!
2 years ago
modflo says:
yay for keeping it weird!
2 years ago
BeadsInTheBelfry says:
I love this series! To continue the weird, here is a print that fits the bill: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30120134
2 years ago
XPoppysWickedGardenX says:
Oooh this is crazy weird! I love the Maxi pad note book!
2 years ago
twolefthands says:
What a crappy collection! Too much fun!
2 years ago
recycledwares says:
wow, this brings mixed emotions. I think I feel a bit queezy.
2 years ago
FlanneryCrane says:
It's a fact: We all look the same sitting on the toilet... Thanks Etsy!
2 years ago
1AEON says:
boooooaaallllghhhhhh!!!! haha!! T.M.I.!!!!
2 years ago
lovelygifts says:
So funny!!!! That toilet seat is hysterical!
2 years ago
pitoreskni says:
The Kitten Awesome pocket journal and Pink Sick print are great!
2 years ago
itsastitch says:
I love the cat barfing rainbows! I wish that were true :-/ And wtg Etsy for making some poop jokes, classy.
2 years ago
lialu says:
Check out my photographs dealing with the discomforts of body. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31209742 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31166206
2 years ago
ovgilliesdesigns says:
LOL! This IS weird! Would make fun present though.... ;D
2 years ago
PomLove says:
wow! there are no words for this! well, maybe a few, but probably not suited for a comment thread...:) i think this is awesome, hilarious.....! great job, michelle! oh and i love that toilet shirt! i'm on team toilet!
2 years ago
bettyraecase says:
I love it! Check out my teddys made of belly button lint, ear wax objects, bird poop pins and magnets, sculptures of HUMAN , and other curious objects t my etsy store! www.bettyraecase.etsy.com
2 years ago
bettyraecase says:
Oh yes.... and I even made a dress out of TAMPONS! nearly 400 of them. http://www.thatwomanmakescrazyart.com/TamponDress
2 years ago
AnniesWearableArt says:
omg...hysterical! another one for the record books!!
2 years ago
timesandchimes says:
OH my!
2 years ago
mtraub says:
bettyraecase — That tampon dress is so chic!
2 years ago
bettyraecase says:
Thank you :) When I decide to retire it I'm going to go dancing in the rain.
2 years ago
HAREandDRUM says:
I love Toilet/ Twilight T shirt!
2 years ago
31homeart says:
LOL! Funny :)
2 years ago
kmwatkins says:
Very gross...Love it!
2 years ago
loopyboopy says:
You've outweirded yourself dear. please you must excuse me now, I'm feeling a bit whoosey
2 years ago
lilworkerb says:
Weird is my middle name!
2 years ago
odiliafu says:
Oh, wow.... Very weird! Cool, too!!
2 years ago
CavemanPottery says:
Hey, I'm a plumber in my "day job", this is right up my alley! Love it! Caveman Pottery
2 years ago
empressjade says:
EWWWWW I wish my barfarama cat chucked up rainbows :)
2 years ago
thestapeliacompany says:
Dear God! Yuck! But I love it... :)
2 years ago
hollypaints says:
Don't forget about urination and farts of fire! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28977281
2 years ago
OctoberMansion says:
I gotta say, the Overflowing Toilet made me gag. Cool
2 years ago
HibouCards says:
this is indeed getting weirder and weirder... I have to say that with one toddler potty training right now, I have enough ewww and poo in my life :) However some of those picks are really funny and kind of cool in a yucky way! Keep it weird :)
2 years ago
LilithEvy says:
lol! Pipi Caca!
2 years ago
FishboneDeco says:
They are cool and provocative.
2 years ago
designlab443 says:
POOP! hee hee hee POOP!
2 years ago
curlyfrysc says:
Glad I didn't eat lunch.
2 years ago
BlueGremlin says:
LOVE THE KEEP IT WEIRD SERIES
2 years ago
warpedLaurie says:
at least thees poops do not stink,lol
2 years ago
batteriesnotincluded says:
Lots of nicely crafted poop up there, etsy!
2 years ago
pinkytoeclothing says:
love the weird!
2 years ago
bluecitrusart says:
hahaha, so funny! i love all of these!
2 years ago
maxineorange says:
everybody poops. :]
2 years ago
SouthwestFlower says:
My dog puked on my carpet today and I remembered just how wonderful she is!
2 years ago
BlueMoonRose says:
Did you know that cats like to lick ear wax off your finger? True story...and don't call me weird. hee hee
2 years ago
MinceCo says:
toilet humour ha ha,do we need reminders?
2 years ago
stpetediamonds says:
I'm definitely going to need a few of those apology cards.
2 years ago
ifanhour says:
Double eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
2 years ago
UglyBaby says:
My inappropriate title for a children's book: Nobody Poops. There's Something Wrong With You.
2 years ago
BabyEtte says:
Great Odin's Beard! I fell off my chair!
2 years ago
samcdermott65 says:
Like wow... This is some pretty weird excrement. ;-D Definitely funny.
2 years ago
bhangtiez says:
LUV IT...thanks 4 sharing the joys of our natural world
2 years ago
smilingbluedog says:
Where else could you find such a unique collection!? Love it, needed a smile & found it here :) Will be watching for more "Keep it weird"
2 years ago
lunitaazul says:
At last - Austin people ! City Motto "Keep Austin Weird" is on bumpers all over tha place
2 years ago
studiocvh says:
you can't have weird excretions/secretions without featuring the works of LegendaryTigerHero... http://legendarytigerhero.etsy.com
2 years ago
colouryourhome says:
ughhhh soooo weirdddd
2 years ago
sweetsmilesbaby says:
scarred for life...
2 years ago
treasuresupplies says:
These picks are definatly in the toilet...the dog poop soap if freaking me out...
2 years ago
kukkilintu says:
These made me smile, thanks!
2 years ago
LavenderField says:
YUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSSSSSS
2 years ago
whimsicalpokadot says:
SUCH FUN !!!
2 years ago
BayMoonDesign says:
Unbelievable funny picks!
2 years ago
Lolavintage says:
This is hilarious, I love stuff like this. Potty humor always makes me laugh, I feel so immature, but it's still so funny after all these years. LOL.
2 years ago
zeropumpkin says:
hehe cute love it!
2 years ago
lorilooms says:
gross! lol
2 years ago
ArtDecoDame says:
Ahahahaha!and also ew
2 years ago
girltuesdayjewelry says:
I'm speechless!
2 years ago
Iammie says:
Strange but cute!
2 years ago
bydesign4u says:
oh soooooooooooo wierd..
2 years ago
cindylouwho2 says:
Let's see a front page Etsy! :)
2 years ago
CherryLaneJane says:
Yes Everybody Poops ;)~ Thanks for including my bib!
2 years ago
katyandsuzys714 says:
This is good poop!!! The giftshop at the Nashville Zoo sells cards and journals that are made out of elephant dung...i just had to buy one...proceeds from the sales go to protect the elephants from poachers....and it's an environmentally good way to use poop!!!!! (can you image the size?)
2 years ago
paramountvintage says:
hhhhmmmm. this is very weird etsy. very weird indeed!
2 years ago
AndersonCrafts says:
eeeeew!
2 years ago
jodieflowers says:
puuuuuuuuueeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee! I can smell those doody pops from here! LOL!
2 years ago
OopisNein says:
I love the keep it weird series. : D
2 years ago
HightowerBotanicals says:
Nature at its finest!
2 years ago
BlueCanvasDesigns says:
I don't know if I should puke or laugh.... I love the added booger soap and bag of ear wax... so gross...
2 years ago
TheQuietOwl says:
Weird is wonderful!!!
2 years ago
LenkArt says:
those were really weird, wow Funny
2 years ago
polishedtwo says:
Gross. But funny.
2 years ago
katyandzucchini says:
perfect! love it.
2 years ago
mybirch says:
HAHA Love me a good Excretion... I love the knitted dog pooping. He has his game face on!!
2 years ago
prairieboutique says:
love the toilet tea candle...too funny!
2 years ago
AnAngelAtMyTable says:
I'm speechless! Tee hee
2 years ago
slumptown says:
Love it, Great picks.
2 years ago
GgaBulShop says:
funny =)
2 years ago
2RavenChicks says:
Ugh - I'm pretty squeamish - I knew I shouldn't have looked. I do have to say, I'm loving the Keep it Weird Etsy series - this one was definitely weird!
2 years ago
RikkiB says:
That's some crazy-ass gear :)
2 years ago
isewcute says:
etsy is so fun!
2 years ago
BoutiqueHermosa says:
some of these things are cute, the rest are just gross!
2 years ago
MetroGypsy says:
Right on! Weird is quite wonderful! Here's to toilets lol!
2 years ago
JammyART says:
Ha ha, I love the "I'm a Turd" apology card. Turd is such a funny word anyway, it is a perfect way to make someone lighten up after a disagreement.
2 years ago
JacBerKitsch says:
Thanks for including one of my loo roll dolls, the prettier side of poo :-) imho :-)
2 years ago
angeldogdesigns says:
just when you thought you had seen it all...etsyians are amazing ♥
2 years ago
psarokokalo says:
hehehe cool staff!
2 years ago
poppyfox says:
Oh my, how did I miss this article!
2 years ago
TheThinVeil says:
I'd rather find POOP SOAP in the tub!!!
2 years ago
HModine says:
HA!! GREAT stuff
2 years ago
PixelWildChild says:
So much fun! Ah! Love those!
2 years ago
skybirdarts says:
An unnanmed and deceased relative of mine worked in a medical lab as a head honcho. Everyone was afraid of him. One day, a lab monkey pooped in his bald head, and he didn't know it was there. Nobody told him all day, because they were all afraid to say anything. How's that for cosmic justice- POOP REVENGE of the LAB MONKEY! Love your post!
2 years ago
jamesmartin says:
WTF? Who picks this stuff? Is this your Marketing Department's best idea of the day? And is anyone in that group over 12?
2 years ago
mathildacraft says:
For the little boys and girls who hate to bathe... poop soap. Definently creative there, I admit. The funny thing with the japanese... just add a pair of eyes and a smile and then everything is cute. Including I pee, I poop. Odd, no? 'Course weird could be creepy too... not just gross.
2 years ago
23rdstreetvintage says:
you know who loves poop and puke? my 9 year old son he is still laughing. I got some poop soap off etsy last year and left it in the tub and told him to go clean up the cat poop from the tub. he cried and gagged til he figured it out. \love it
2 years ago
relicbox says:
There's a niche for everything!
2 years ago