
Alexis Swerdloff is the executive editor of PAPER magazine and PAPERMAG.com. She lives in Brooklyn.
For my job at PAPER I spend a lot of time “curating” people — finding up-and-coming actors, musicians, designers, artists, and writers to feature in the magazine (like the Etsy crew, who I wrote about back in 2007!). It is rare that I get to curate THINGS, which is why I had so much fun putting together this little Etsy guide.
There is something intrinsically hilarious about wearing a brass Ritz cracker around your neck (and I love that the folks at GarnettJewelry included little flecks of salt!). $24.
I was just over at my friends’ house and noticed that they had a vintage print of various pears hanging over their bed. I was struck by how elegant pears are and realized that I would like something pear-related hanging in my home. This print by LA-based artist Christopher Bettig is a really nice shade of green and kind of mid-century modern in its aesthetic. By themountainlabel, $40.
I find BeckyM’s felt hot dog very adorable and I’m now officially obsessed with tiny felt food. By BeckyM, $8.75.
Anais School Girl Dress – Navy
By zorya, $37.
Vintage 80s Short PUFF Sleeve Secretary Dress
I have rarely met a striped, polka-dotted or navy blue dress I didn’t like. Just ask anyone who knows me — the number of dresses I own in those various iterations verges on ridiculous. Here are two that I found and liked. From VonlenskaVintage, $45.
vtg. COACH large bucket bag brown leather like new
From storyofthings, $110.
From sarabeat, $22.
Bow Clutch/Purse Silver Vintage
I am also a crazy vintage bag lady. Here are three that I found (and now covet). Etsy is a really good place to find reasonably priced vintage Coach bucket bags! By WillowCreekSparrow, $26.
Recently I have been very drawn to black and white art. Etsy has loads of simple, graphic black and white drawings as well as vintage black and white photographs. Barcelona-based artist nosideup makes lovely drawings of the backs of women’s heads. According to the description, “Jo liked being rained on when she was bathing in the sea, and she liked apples in autumn, with cinnamon.” By nosideup, $20.
Miniature Portrait of Jonathan Richman–Framed
I love this miniature portrait of Modern Lovers frontman Jonathan Richman. By gelgud, $65.
This drawing is quite sweet. Kierston Essenpries actually did a year-long series of drawings in PAPER back in 2008. By KierstenEssenpreis, $40.
1933 Miss Annette Kellerman’s Feats Of Diving And Swimming Illustration
From SurrenderDorothy, $24.89.
1940s 1950s modern woman at refrigerator framed photograph / art work
From jennypennyvintage, $30.
Little Brown Barf Bag, limited edition screenprint
While trawling around Etsy I found two very rude items. The “Little Brown Barf Bag,” a send-up of Bloomingdales’ iconic “Little Brown Bag,” was made by Brooklyn-based Sarah Nicole Phillips. By snphillips, $25.
Fellow Brooklyn artist joettamaue sells dainty (and occasionally subversive) embroidered items in her Bird and Bear Etsy store. The word “bored” hand-stitched on a flowery doily — come on, what is better than that? $145.
This vintage brass mouse didn’t fall into any of my categories, but I just had to put this little guy on my list. Amazing! From thesundaytimesmarket, $18.
Looking for past Guest Curators? Check out our archive!
122 comments
Sign in to add your ownshannondzikas says:
A beautiful selection of things that made me smile!
2 years ago
ThePaperTray says:
Loven the picks!! The vintage coach purse is to die for!!
2 years ago
bejeweledbynikki says:
OOOOOh! I want! I want!....
2 years ago
tiemee says:
Nice curating. That would be great if etsy could have an exhibition at a museum.
2 years ago
lovelygifts says:
Love the ritz cracker!
2 years ago
blueberryshoes says:
perfection! i have always been obsessed with that embroidery store!
2 years ago
vintagelizzy says:
excellent! :)
2 years ago
CocoaBeans says:
that ritz cracker is amazing!
2 years ago
okaySK says:
papermag is fantastic, I like to read the style section. Great selection, light and fun.
2 years ago
kissadesign says:
Great article! I've esp. always adimired the back of head drawings from nosideup.
2 years ago
SewnNatural says:
this was refereshing. i have a thing about pears too, and love themountainlabel's print. thanks!
2 years ago
JesseMosher says:
great choices , many shops I had not seen before .
2 years ago
timesandchimes says:
Love the navy dresses!
2 years ago
ravenwren says:
Very fun items and so different from other things I've seen.
2 years ago
2ndcoming says:
great off beat picks. I'm diggin it in a big way. Especially the Sailing Caps print
2 years ago
tastesorangey says:
Awesome collection! Man, that Coach bag got snatched up fast.
2 years ago
shizendesigns says:
Nice selection. I love the felt hot dog!
2 years ago
girltuesdayjewelry says:
Love the Ritz Cracker Necklace. I've eaten a few thousand or so of those crackers!
2 years ago
ljlhdesigns says:
I just love the guest curator's. Excellent finds!
2 years ago
jbeaudet says:
The ritz necklace is so unique!
2 years ago
odiliafu says:
Unique and interesting! Love your picks! I want the cracker necklace.
2 years ago
sabahnur says:
love all the finds! cool
2 years ago
xmoonbloom says:
lol @ the barf bag
2 years ago
orchardfarmsoap says:
who wouldn't want a ritz cracker necklace!
2 years ago
breadandroses2 says:
Perfect picks! I've been gravitating towards inky indigo & navy blues again. Always a fresh look.
2 years ago
TheJoyofColor says:
You've got a fantastic eye, wonderful picks,
2 years ago
yummyandcompany says:
love the ritz necklace!
2 years ago
mythunderstood says:
Interesting picks!
2 years ago
bylynnkrestel says:
ok - love that vintage bow purse!!
2 years ago
eroa says:
sweet picks. love the ritz cracker necklace = yum!
2 years ago
spacejam says:
oh..wow!! cracker necklace is just awesome!!
2 years ago
reinaldovalentin says:
"Little Brown Barf Bag" funny!
2 years ago
WoodPigeon says:
Great choices!
2 years ago
PipingHotPapers says:
Very cool! Love BeckyM's felt hotdog!
2 years ago
CwButcher says:
Sweet picks awesome.
2 years ago
dreamyvintage says:
that bag is hilarious :)
2 years ago
Ebruk says:
Love the picks.
2 years ago
AnnaLela says:
wow !!! i love this collction.. great picks
2 years ago
KamiMono says:
Amazing stuff! The Ritz cracker necklace pendant is my favorite, too bad you can't bite on it though!
2 years ago
lifeofcolors says:
Enjoying the black/white drawings. Think the barf bag is funny as well. :-)
2 years ago
cottonbirddesigns says:
Great finds!
2 years ago
polkadotsandblooms says:
There are some very precious finds here. Really enjoyed looking at this article!
2 years ago
vintagerunway says:
O loved the black and white drawing of the back of the lady's head, along with the caption.
2 years ago
J2Jewelry says:
I want a swimcap with a sailboat on it...
2 years ago
rosebudshome says:
I'm a vintage bag lady too!
2 years ago
HellsSewingCircle says:
Thoughtful choices :) Thank you for putting together such an enticing collection!
2 years ago
gallop says:
go the black and white illustration..art is life
2 years ago
dables says:
Love the modern woman picture!
2 years ago
BellaPuzzles says:
This is a fun collection. I'm keen on the black and white drawings especially.
2 years ago
anadiazarte says:
Love the cracker necklace!
2 years ago
bomchelle says:
Very lovely collection. The drawings are especially nice.
2 years ago
CarolineUnderwood says:
Always great to hear people rating black and white art work - love it! : )
2 years ago
yaelfran says:
excellent!!!!
2 years ago
CDLjewelry says:
All the Ritz needs is a little pimiento olive slice and a squiggle of Velveeta.
2 years ago
accentonvintage says:
It's interesting to see these different picks.
2 years ago
dinosaurdrygoods says:
Excellent selections!
2 years ago
TheBlueCalla says:
I LOVE the hot dog!! :-)
2 years ago
polkadotmagpie says:
Nice choices...specially the Ritz cracker!
2 years ago
honeyddesigns says:
The barf bag is too funny!
2 years ago
HangMyHeart says:
So rad...So super rad
2 years ago
TipsyTimeMachine says:
The Bored doily is hilarious.
2 years ago
sharonclancydesigns says:
The silver bow bag! The golden Ritz cracker! How fun!!!
2 years ago
UglyBaby says:
Barf Barf Barf -- it just sounds funny. Barf Barf Barf! Everybody!
2 years ago
VYNALEKdesigns says:
Love the pear print....
2 years ago
gemagenta says:
interesting picks!! My fav is nosideup illustration :)
2 years ago
moltenmira says:
This curator has a great sense of humor!
2 years ago
Kingkajappi says:
Interesting Article!
2 years ago
360spoons says:
Wonderful collection of artworks! So much creativity represented. Thank you for sharing.
2 years ago
gretchenmist says:
love the humour in your curation :)
2 years ago
paintingpam says:
It's amazing that a curator of a magazine named Paper, didn't include any paper items. I did love the "Little Brown Barf Bag" lol
2 years ago
VonlenskaVintage says:
what an honor to be included in this article, and alongside such awesome company! Th ritz necklace is so great- their whole shop is lovely!
2 years ago
artofjane says:
My favorite is "Rebecca" - beautiful rendering of the head and hair.
2 years ago
Angelrox says:
Yay Brooklyn! I heart Paper Mag!!
2 years ago
Angelrox says:
Yay Brooklyn! I heart Paper Mag!
2 years ago
shopKCQ says:
Best brown bag EVER!
2 years ago
EphemeraAndMore says:
Thank you for sharing! I really enjoyed the imagery!
2 years ago
bunnywithatoolbelt says:
You have excellent taste--I enjoyed every single piece.
2 years ago
filofashion says:
sweet picks great...
2 years ago
Junienone says:
Great picks! That "bored" doily is cracking me up.
2 years ago
1AEON says:
Elegant and pretty picks! nice!
2 years ago
FloweryDeer says:
Wonderful picks! Love them all.
2 years ago
maggiemaevintage says:
love the black and whites!
2 years ago
JerichoSam says:
was that bored or lored?
2 years ago
nowonder says:
I like that there's a twist to these items! Hmbroidering “bored†on on a flowery doily, that is just halerious!!
2 years ago
Poisonerie says:
Love all the items, specially the Nosideup illustration, great job!
2 years ago
rakshniyavintage says:
lovely selection of items, I loved the blue bag - it was sold of course :P
2 years ago
PattiTrostle says:
Love that Coach purse!
2 years ago
TreeHuggerStudio says:
Love the ritz cracker necklace and the little brown barf bag!
2 years ago
SizeloveCreations says:
I simply love this!
2 years ago
OneClayBead says:
These are so creative and witty. Love SurrenderDorothy's piece and shop- great new find for me. Thanks!
2 years ago
TheVintageApartment says:
Little brass mouse is the sweetest! I enjoyed this eclectic sampling. :)
2 years ago
SimpleJoysPaperie says:
Love the Ritz cracker necklace!
2 years ago
BetaBoutique says:
I love your collection! It is marked with such a great taste and style...mmmmm.... especially I love the schoolgirl dress, its perfect!
2 years ago
litapsilverj says:
Gotta love the miniature portrait!!!! My first thought about the brass Ritz --- Got Cheese Whiz??? Too fun!
2 years ago
moonstr says:
so cool:)
2 years ago
miltonandmargies says:
I love this! Especially that striped '80s dress. I love a T-shirt dress.
2 years ago
greencouchdesign says:
Beautiful collection! Love the little mouse!
2 years ago
recycledwares says:
nice selection and very interesting. the "bored" doily is just fabulous.
2 years ago
mudpuppy says:
Oh man, that barf bag is priceless. Great design and idea. LOVE IT.
2 years ago
LoveJaneJewelry says:
great collection, it's hard to find vintage in LA that's affordable. . . must remember to shop vintage on Etsy. coveting the little silver clutch with the bow. . .
2 years ago
colbyjune says:
Love the Navajo purse! Too bad is sold!
2 years ago
strikebooks says:
hmm, PAPER PAPER PAPER STRIKE!
2 years ago
IslaNewYork says:
That Ritz cracker necklace is too cute! And the "bored" stitching.. jeez, must've been bored for a long time! There's so much detail! Great shops - thanks for highlighting these pieces!
2 years ago
melis731 says:
The handmade clothes are amazing!
2 years ago
Beaddles says:
Love the Ritz cracker!
2 years ago
Fafnir says:
Fun collection - love the felt food and the vintage brass mouse!
2 years ago
clevergirl says:
Love PAPER! Nice selections! Pears do have such a wonderful shape!
2 years ago
ArtisticIntentions says:
Great items!!
2 years ago
Iammie says:
Love them all!
2 years ago
birribe says:
What a intressting selection of things.The embrodery is great.
2 years ago
corelladesign says:
Thanks for the article. Love PAPER magazine! I need a cracker, now.
2 years ago
sugargrovepottery says:
Interesting collection had a retro feel
2 years ago
nosideup says:
thanks so much for showing rebecca! Fabulous all together!
2 years ago
funkeyfinds says:
::gasp:: so much I love~
2 years ago
funkeyfinds says:
::gasp:: so much I love~
2 years ago
miccicohan says:
Great picks! Love that mouse!
2 years ago
brienna says:
What an eclectic and bizarre collection of fabulous finds! I'm instantly inspired and wonder how many great unfound objects there still are... there are so many things I now need that I never knew existed.
2 years ago
xtakeitlikeaman says:
looove the ritz cracker necklace!
2 years ago
ScarletandtheSea says:
Whoa! I "hearted" so many things! Thanks :o)
2 years ago
bstrung says:
the craker necklace is a hoot. I love it.
2 years ago
greenstarfish says:
Thanks for the picks.
2 years ago
lindasmartstudio says:
Very witty and unexpected. Loved it!
2 years ago