Sure, there are those murmuring monsters under the bed and aliens in the White House, but what about the oft-neglected concerns of asymmetriphobia or existential anxiety? Paranoia comes in many flavors, so switch on the night-light and head on down to the fallout shelter with this week’s Keep It Weird.
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Know what’s out there with I Fear for Humanity Poppet and Gas Mask by Strangestudios and Do Not Be Scared Illustration by paulofnavarone. Check out the Related Items below for more fight or flight fancies.



114 comments
Sign in to add your ownsilkstory says:
here on etsy you can find lot of fear..brr.. Thanks for sharing theese nice picks mtraub!!
2 years ago
YouAreYou says:
YAY for weirdo's!
2 years ago
missindie says:
Wicked!! :] Love it!!
2 years ago
beautifulbridget says:
Woah, love it!!
2 years ago
gabriellesboutique says:
That acorn is precious!
2 years ago
dreamyvintage says:
I am strangely addicted to your creepy posts, somehow they make my Fridays even better. THANK YOU :)
2 years ago
HighRidgeRockNbeads says:
Another week flew by! Love your Keep It Weird articles....Keep them coming!:):) Love the Fear of Falling Acorn!
2 years ago
NotGrandmasVintage says:
Another awesome Keep it Weird post!! My weirdest fear is of stacked drinking glasses...i wonder if there's an etsy item for that?! ;)
2 years ago
rarebeasts says:
More weird goodness, I love it.
2 years ago
MinceCo says:
i fear getting to know fear any better
2 years ago
ArtAkimbo says:
Wonderful finds, M, as always-
2 years ago
Ayca says:
Love your Keep It Weird articles too...Curious about it
2 years ago
EJPcreations says:
LOVE IT!!!
2 years ago
RaeSmith says:
those items are freakin' NUTS! But I think they're great!
2 years ago
ArtisticIntentions says:
Fun!
2 years ago
SeaFindDesigns says:
Clowns.... nothing is scarier than a clown!
2 years ago
girltuesdayjewelry says:
Clowns always win in the 'fear of' category!
2 years ago
ArtistBeingHuman says:
Love the weird! :)
2 years ago
saintesmariesjewelry says:
super cool article! we all have our different phobias!
2 years ago
NoaSharonDesigns says:
oh! i love it! exactly my kind :)
2 years ago
mazedasastoat says:
Love the warthog print!
2 years ago
SkyBox says:
Ok, this made me laugh out loud for real, not just LOL in type.
2 years ago
lovelygifts says:
Love the "Fear of Rain!"
2 years ago
shabbychicadee says:
watch what you say!! I need that- love it
2 years ago
blueberrydeluxe says:
Once again LOVE the weirdness! Etsy is such a great place to look HA!
2 years ago
litapsilverj says:
Yep, I do believe there is just a little "weirdoness" out there. Me thinks it's in the genes! Loving "Turquoise Neurosis" AAAAA+++++
2 years ago
recycledwares says:
Fear of falling acorn is so cute.
2 years ago
KamiMono says:
Frightful and disturbing!
2 years ago
candacejean says:
I REEEALLY like this keep it weird. This one seems haunting a little and I love all of the antiqued colors.. all of the selections mesh together so nicely. Yay!
2 years ago
1AEON says:
now! we are getting somewhere!! :) love it like always!
2 years ago
Talula says:
This is GREAT! I had an FBI friend who actually told people that called in regarding the government "watching" them, to make one of those foil hats! Great job! Keep on keeping it weird!!!
2 years ago
whimsicals says:
Keep it Weird is my favorite!! This darling "neurosis" will certainly go with all of my own!
2 years ago
laurastark says:
SeaFindDesigns said... Clowns.... nothing is scarier than a clown! Ditto on the creepy clowns!
2 years ago
SiuTing1108 says:
thanks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2 years ago
craftpile says:
Funny! Love the turquoise neurosis guy...he's cute :)
2 years ago
mtcoffinz says:
This is always the best article of the week. Love for the weird!
2 years ago
seaofbees says:
awesome!@
2 years ago
accentonvintage says:
Thanks !! Weird as usual!
2 years ago
bejeweledbynikki says:
Ah Michelle! Once again you make me happy with this dose of oddities! Thank you :)
2 years ago
lifeofcolors says:
Like the Fear of Falling acorn ornament.
2 years ago
plumprettysugar says:
ah! weird and wonderful!
2 years ago
artofjane says:
Ah, Friday night weirdness.
2 years ago
Iammie says:
Ooh, weird!
2 years ago
JesseMosher says:
weird
2 years ago
lauraprentice says:
I love how the woodgrain matches up with the fox's fur, what a gorgeous painting.
2 years ago
stephtakesphotos says:
keeping it weird keeps it fresh and unique!
2 years ago
dressyourwounds says:
We're gettin' real weird with it....
2 years ago
oldohiofarmfinds says:
weird is the new black!
2 years ago
floweronthewall says:
the government protection hat is really fantastic. i love the crystal.. lol
2 years ago
JosephineAndCole says:
I am terrified of sharks despite the fact that I live in a land locked state. I believe that counts as an existential anxiety... "There are too many" is fascinating.
2 years ago
ikabags says:
LOVE IT!!!
2 years ago
peaceableempire says:
that warthog piece is a metaphor for my life!
2 years ago
HeatherBuchanan says:
Yay! Keep it weird always has the most marvellous things! Fear of Taking Control, Fear of Rain... Fear has never been so lovely!
2 years ago
twoangelsinparis says:
fantastic! I need me some big brother glasses for sure!
2 years ago
ChYMieRa says:
me likey!
2 years ago
MeAndBoo says:
More weirdness I say. More, more...
2 years ago
HempWhatNot says:
puppet!
2 years ago
robotkasten says:
just had to buy those glasses!! SUPER RAD!
2 years ago
battysbath says:
I've always found phobias to be really interesting! i can't wait :)
2 years ago
MoMuertos says:
THANK YOU times 10 for introducing me to Lisa Snelling's work. Cute, macabre, and comic-book inspired. I heart big time.
2 years ago
GoodDealJewelry says:
Weird but nice! Cool!
2 years ago
artangel says:
I love etsy's dark, deep, psychological side! Great items :)
2 years ago
giltandenvy says:
I love liseljane's 'Obsessions and Phobias,' it's gorgeous... My own phobias include flying, spiders, going to the dentist and vomiting... I'll be mighty impressed if any Etsy items manage to combine all four
2 years ago
tomatored says:
always makes me stop and think-hmmm
2 years ago
mythunderstood says:
Fun blog - very relatable to the times! Neuroses, phobias, tinfoil hats and chalkboards. Forget texting: chalkboards are where it's at.
2 years ago
mealymonster says:
loving turquoise neurosis!
2 years ago
CaladoniaMarch says:
I love the mind of paulofnavorone who came up with DO NOT BE SCARED - WARTHOG. Brilliant, but no sales, wonder why?
2 years ago
ohbabydotcom says:
The little falling acorn is very cute!
2 years ago
BellaLili says:
Love "Keep it Weird", love Carol Roque's Fear of taking Control. Very well done.
2 years ago
BlackStar says:
LOL @ the tinfoil hat! :)
2 years ago
ladaworks says:
Oh, I love the acorn.
2 years ago
cosmicfunpalace says:
Oh, the warthog! Hi-freaking-larious.
2 years ago
JBirdHome says:
Love it all!! Dingoes ate my birth certificate! priceless :)
2 years ago
MissHildebrandt says:
The Worst Shop Ever, now one of my favs! Go Miss. E? Ahhh, the things said that are normally left unsaid. Life is good.
2 years ago
harmoniepark says:
this is my favorite keep it weird of all time. i laughed. and clapped.
2 years ago
BlacknickSculpture says:
That Dingos ate my birth certificate poster is classic :) Great finds!
2 years ago
kmwatkins says:
I enjoyed.
2 years ago
DemarestProductions says:
Great pics again. Thanks for making Fridays weirdly awesome. :)
2 years ago
MetroGypsy says:
Wicked, wonderful and strange, love it!
2 years ago
spaceromantic says:
'YOU NEED THIS HAT' is one of the funniest listings ever.
2 years ago
CatLip says:
These are a lot of fun. I particularly like the hat that I evidently need, and the turquoise neurosis.
2 years ago
squid21r says:
I love it!! Everything is awesomely unique!
2 years ago
skobbermann says:
Big Brother is Watching is my favorite!
2 years ago
searchandrescue says:
That is one witty warthog. Loves!
2 years ago
DiamondSand says:
Love this. Great collection of items. :)
2 years ago
hingedjewelry says:
One of the BEST storques I've seen yet! LOVE IT! Let it all hang out!
2 years ago
styleforlife says:
Love it. Such talent....YAY! Emily at EL Vintage
2 years ago
nancyros says:
You know, weird is creative. Keep it up and going. I love seeing it everywhere in Etsy!
2 years ago
batzy says:
Great I would like to see more creepy cuteness !
2 years ago
pasin says:
Super cool article. Love it...
2 years ago
sweettidings says:
unique finds!
2 years ago
elizabethkelly says:
Whatever they're smoking I'll have some. Especially the warthog picture I love it!
2 years ago
madeofsherbert says:
I will never get sick of weird stuff never.
2 years ago
Bolete says:
oh wow! I am loving all of these items! Makes me feel so good inside. :) Loving weird forever and always.
2 years ago
BurningHeartArt says:
Fantastic, hooray for unique.
2 years ago
BurningHeartArt says:
Fantastic. Hooray for unique!
2 years ago
steventhomasart says:
a lot of interesting work here.
2 years ago
panbeh says:
very nice! keep it coming
2 years ago
Silverbeam says:
Reminds me of my weird Alchemy origami paper strips... Would fit into the weird category eh? It was fun to make anyway. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41115635
2 years ago
Amaritimegirl says:
Weird works! I'll take the neurosis...awesome.
2 years ago
jodieflowers says:
LOVE them all!
2 years ago
RabbitHoleProduction says:
Weird is weird.
2 years ago
vintagemaison says:
Odd, strangely interesting, but still odd...
2 years ago
JeansVintageCloset says:
These items are fun, merit much perusal so entertaining and unusual Great Article
2 years ago
TwinMermaidsStudio says:
Probably my favorite K.I.W. yet! Great job artists and Michelle :)
2 years ago
WatercolorByMuren says:
I love weird. it's the spice
2 years ago
LaBerge says:
These artists are most creative.
2 years ago
ByHeart says:
What a very creative group. I love Christinekaiser's work. I don't know about a "Turquoise Neurosis" but there might be a turquois fettish here at Etsy.
2 years ago
inajuicebox says:
Loving all of the weirdness!
2 years ago
coolpauper says:
as I continue to peel back the onion layers of Etsy, I feel more and more a part of an artistic community. I can't believe I haven't found Keep It Weird before now, this is where I belong.
2 years ago
julessabjewelry says:
Michelle, I love the worstshopever hat! As usual, great strangeness in these finds and I LOVE IT!
2 years ago
MariesJewelryshop says:
Funny, but so true! That's Great!
2 years ago
GreyFrogDesigns says:
I LOVE the weirdness!! The warthog is my favorite!
2 years ago
TheMosaicJewelryShop says:
Wow, what a great collection!
2 years ago