It’s an unremarked rite of passage, a day of no fixed urgency that comes when it comes, and it comes for most of us: the smallest promise, a nudge toward being here. It’s the day you bring home your first succulent.
[Clockwise from top left: 1950s sheer green plant dress from dustysociety; Antique enamel picture frame from Neatcurios; Cholla cactus logs from theDesertStop; Mid Century footed planter from TheVinton; Discontinued Jovan Grass Oil aftershave from eColognes; Quart bag of live moss from teresab123; Vintage woven grass tray from RetrospectiveOrange.]
Peer intently at those tiny plump clumps in their plastic trays, a couple bucks each. Consider possible groupings, the tall one next to the string of pearls next to the one that looks like a brain; consider small vessels and where the light comes in.
[Clockwise from top left: Birch hooks (set of three) from vermontbranchcompany; Vintage Napier mushroom pin from terrysgotit; Antique German botanical poster from LeTrip; Wooden cactus sculpture from illkniterate; Hand carved sterling silver ring from ScarlettJewelry; Basket weave straw slippers from vintageshoescloset; Prickly pear vintage planter from TheRustyChicken; Round leaf pin from TangoMouseandMe; Banana leaf barrette from TheRustyChicken; Gold-dipped rose leaves from RebeccasVGVintage.]
When the dwarf citrus falls over on the way home, swallow your concern and remember this taste, the strange metallic flavor of worry, the confrontation with irrevocable harm. You’ll taste it again, and too soon. Scoop the dirt in your hand and think about how hard it is to find dirt when you need it, about the clumsiness of roots.
[Clockwise from top left: Paper mache snack trays (set of eight) from GhostownBoutique; Floral chiffon 80s scarf from JaysJunque; 1960s daisy fascinator from nbdg; Watercolor vintage high heels from fatspazzy; Bone china vintage cup and saucer from SwirlingOrange11; Seed bead brooch from kiamichi7; English garden pencil skirt and black-and-red tropical cropped jacket from MaryikaVintage; Vintage Kenzo bucket bag from youngandukraine; Red baby’s breath resin bracelet from SpottedDogAsheville.]
What kind of plant would you be, if you were a plant? I’d be a paddle cactus and wear gaudy color once a year, or that oak tree that keeps stretching into the powerlines, threatening to take everything down.
Su Wu of I'm Revolting continues to compile a list of the things, places and misinterpreted philosophies that somehow manage to coalesce into a well-lived life. These narrative-driven collections will find you stealing out of your alternate personas' closets.


90 comments
Sign in to add your ownKelly from KikuPaper says:
Lovely, beautiful, inspiring montage. (Definitely would be a maiden hair fern - my favourite plant!)
1 year ago
Heather Butler from MikiandHeather says:
Really beautiful!
1 year ago
Heather Butler from MikiandHeather says:
Oh yes, i suppose i'd be a heather plant- wild and windswept!
1 year ago
Susannah from HandmadeBySusannah says:
I bought my first succulent 9 years ago, it stood 3cm tall and i fell in love, found out it is a jade plant and coaxed it in any way i could, today it is over 60 cm and it truly is a success story in domesticity, bliss...
1 year ago
MootiDesigns from MootiDesigns says:
I love the picks. Thanks for sharing!
1 year ago
Heidi from AlpineGypsy says:
It's weird, I've been thinking about what type of plant I'd be lately....haha! I would be Achillea (or Yarrow); Achillea is famous for staunching the wounds of Achille's soldiers in battle. It has lovely feathery leaves, and tight little white or pink flowers in the shape of an upside-down umbrella. ♥Heidi♥
1 year ago
mazedasastoat from mazedasastoat says:
I'd be a Blackthorn tree... small, dark & prickly! ;-)
1 year ago
Alternative Blooms from AlternativeBlooms says:
I adore succulents. I was able to use them for may years in fresh wedding bouquets. I could always rest easy the night before delivery.. everything will be just as I left it the following more.. perfectly succulent! Thank you for the darling collection! I will one day try one of those succulent living wall pictures!!
1 year ago
Kevie from LittleFridayDesigns says:
Beautifully written as always! I will echo that love for succulents! I think I'd have to be a honeysuckle plant.... I'm addicted to its' scent! Either that or a tiny, but beautifully scented, violet plant. What a question!:)
1 year ago
Deirdre Cunningham from DeirdreCunningham says:
While our other plants thrive , our Jade plant carries on, hobbled by our inexpert care......i love the idea of succulents, but feel much more oriented toward them as food, then as house plants....sigh. if my wedding were upcoming rather than a decade and change ago i might think of them in a different way......
1 year ago
accentonvintage from accentonvintage says:
Love the aloe vera! It's indestructible!
1 year ago
Natalia from KMalinkaVintage says:
Beautiful Plant Life!
1 year ago
Tribalis from Tribalis says:
Beautiful picks!!Wow!
1 year ago
mazedasastoat from mazedasastoat says:
Love the pic at the top by the way...
1 year ago
Jess from volkerwandering says:
I love all of this spring beauty!
1 year ago
Parachute425 from Parachute425 says:
I'd be a willow tree that bends but doesn't break.
1 year ago
DecadesOfVintage from DecadesOfVintage says:
fabulous picks
1 year ago
Krista from TheBeadtriss says:
Fun!! ~KK~
1 year ago
Peshka from Peshka says:
So Cool!
1 year ago
pasin from Pasin says:
Lovely!
1 year ago
Vickie Moore from WingedWorld says:
Thanks for the meditation on plants. I, for one, managed to kill a cactus, but somehow I've kept a Venus flytrap alive for almost a year — despite its reputation for being a very finicky plant.
1 year ago
blueflowervintage from blueflowervintage says:
So many flowers, plants, so much green! Love this!
1 year ago
Hillary De Moineaux from VoleedeMoineaux says:
Thats cool!
1 year ago
Melanie Cuno from ImmortalPomegranate says:
Wow- that first piece of artwork is amazing! All made out of real plant material?? Cool!!
1 year ago
Katie from BlackStar says:
I'm a morning person and my favorite flower color is blue, so I'd be a Heavenly Blue Morning Glory.
1 year ago
RapscallionVintage from RapscallionVintage says:
Very pretty words! My husband grows a lot of succulents and his best advice to those struggling to keep green beauties alive, Not every plant will live. Have fun watching the circle of life people! Btw, I think I'd be a hen and chicks!
1 year ago
tamaraky from tamaraky says:
Thanks! Very pretty!
1 year ago
Rory Mosman from FeatherKeeper says:
Neat post and great picks. For a succulent I would have to go with aloe or agave, for a favorite wild flower I love Indian paintbrush. It always gives me the feeling of wild freedom. I encounter it mostly while hiking in the mountains.Thanks for sharing.
1 year ago
LuAnn Poli from PaisleyBeading says:
A great read! I love moss, so soft and pretty. Yes, Rapscallion, I like Hen and Chicks too. And the succulents are so easy.
1 year ago
Debby from DebbysHandmadeGoods says:
I love your article! I gardened for years and my very favorite plant is a hollyhock. I grow them from seeds. They are tall and fun. It takes at least a full 365 days for them to bloom. They remind me of my childhood when we would make dolls from the bloosoms.
1 year ago
Manda Wolfe from MandasArtStudio says:
I'm just about to dive into the world of gardening, now that I finally have the room for it! What a wonderful article to help inspire me :) Thank you!
1 year ago
Manda Wolfe from MandasArtStudio says:
Maybe I'll do aloe...we had them growing up in the yard and they're awesome!
1 year ago
Sylvie Liv from SylvieLiv says:
I'd be a succulent for sure. It hardly matters what they get, as long as they have much sunshine in their lives, they thrive extremely well. This is so true for me. I feel like I can do anything and all is well when the sun is shining. Thanks for the neat article!
1 year ago
Amy Gunderson from amysfunkyfibers says:
Lovely
1 year ago
TheIDConnection from TheIDconnection says:
I love the resin jewelry - beautiful!
1 year ago
virginiawyoming from virginiawyoming says:
Yesterday I brought home TWO succulents, but they were not my first. I can use the excuse that I need them to show off my pottery. LOL My window sills are lined with them. Thanks.
1 year ago
Anne from anne4bags says:
How to choose just one plant? Somedays I could be a mountain ash -- tall and strong. Other days a tiny, delicate native orchid, growing on the forest floor. Most of the time? Perhaps a wattle tree! Love the things you have chosen, and the way you have arranged them. Lovely!
1 year ago
Anne from anne4bags says:
Susannah, there is a saying "With jade by the door you will never be poor". Hope it works for you!
1 year ago
Jen from CountryWeekends says:
Amazing--beautiful writing.
1 year ago
Michelle Cornelison from SubaqueousPress says:
This is an awesome post. Great writing! I love all the items you chose.
1 year ago
Katrin from haubenmeise says:
Wow, so many adorable items! I just love the theme!
1 year ago
Spontaneous Reality from spontaneousreality says:
Great post! I think i'd be a rainbow eucalyptus if I were a tree!
1 year ago
AgelessThings from AgelessThings says:
I love my jade plant. It was given to me by a lovely friend who is gone many years. I still think of him when I look at the jade and remember his generousity.
1 year ago
Quality Handmade Items from WhisperingOak says:
Love the flowers on the shoes
1 year ago
Alicia Dennett from LittleTcup says:
beautiful!
1 year ago
LeilaStore from LeilaStore says:
Love the pics and the writing. Beautiful.
1 year ago
Donna Thai from PetiteCuisine says:
I suppose I'd want to be a redwood tree, majestic and everlasting.
1 year ago
Belinda Kemp from gretchenmist says:
touching on my obsessions! i'd most likely be something with blue/grey/green leaves :)
1 year ago
Lora Kalbfleisch from OneBlueDragonfly says:
Plants, I've had so many large collections, I love everything...
1 year ago
iammieCLAYshop from iammieCLAYshop says:
Great finds!
1 year ago
Made2Impress from Made2Impress says:
thoughtful collections, beautifully arranged!
1 year ago
Karrita from MyMothersGarden says:
Marvelous! I really enjoyed this storyboard tale and loved reading which plant everyone would be. I'd be the royal poinciana tree in full bloom.
1 year ago
Matejka Max from NattyMatty says:
Cool!
1 year ago
Emily Lim from shuqi says:
Nice pick.:)
1 year ago
SSW from WeddingLab says:
Beautiful storyboards and the image at the top is just breathtaking! :)
1 year ago
Victoria Baker from LittleWrenPottery says:
Great collection, I think if I was a plant I'd be a lilly or a rose since they're my favourite
1 year ago
Marie Allen from misspoppys1 says:
Lovely, lovely pictures! I think I am a sweet pea!!
1 year ago
janicewd from janicewd says:
All plants are lovely unless its poison ivy. Great picks that remind me of spring.
1 year ago
Zane Saracene from Zalavintage says:
I'd be a giant Redwood, tall and able to see all, strong ageless. Love your posts Su!
1 year ago
vik and ig from Craftelina says:
So interesting! Thank you very much.
1 year ago
Tom's Grossmami from tomsgrossmami says:
I didn't buy my first succulent but received it from an aunt Whose Big plant made small ones.
1 year ago
Anne-Claire R. from HibouDesigns says:
I love your picks! very nice job :) thanks for sharing Hibou
1 year ago
Megan from MegansMenagerie says:
Beautiful! I think I would be a Cherry Blossom Tree. Something about them has always captivated me :)
1 year ago
Michael Hutton from Twigs2Whirligigs says:
I have always loved succulent plants, but have never had the good luck of keeping them alive. Nice story and items. Thanks for sharing.
1 year ago
Stephanie from DottiesPhD says:
What a fun and thought-provoking storyboard! Me? I'd be a daffodil. Dormant most of the year, but bright and beautiful when the time is right.
1 year ago
Melinda from sixtybeansVntg says:
I have several terra cotta pots along the front walkway that i started a few succulents in some years ago that have just overtaken the pots! they are spilling over and look fantastic. such easy plants to take care of. i love your choices of items.
1 year ago
Ever So Lovely from EverSoLovely says:
These are awesome picks!
1 year ago
Joanna Otten from TwistedWhimsyDesigns says:
I'd be Nettle. It's got little thorns that sting but when steeped or cooked with it's oh so healing, such a contradiction :)
1 year ago
AJ Marsden from OnlyOriginalsByAJ says:
Great picks! I love that green dress!
1 year ago
Kathy Johnson from BridalSashesOnly says:
Wonderful story, beautiful picks!
1 year ago
Kathy Johnson from kathyjohnson3 says:
Love the vintage brooch!
1 year ago
kathy johnson from ShoeClipsOnly says:
I really love those shoes too!
1 year ago
Michelle from MishaGirl says:
Neat finds!
1 year ago
Kirsti Joy from KaiceJoy says:
Fun post-love the 1950's dress!!
1 year ago
Liudmila Rosario Ponko from PonkoWorld says:
Love the pics!!
1 year ago
Dotty Walker from SewThoughtfulBlanket says:
Breathe taking!
1 year ago
France Gallery from FranceGallery says:
Really interesting items here!
1 year ago
Gracie from TheBeautyofBoredom says:
Cool items!
1 year ago
H Wang from sandboxcastle says:
Such intriguing items!
1 year ago
Yanina Faour from OleanaJewels says:
Nature is so inspirational it's part of what inspires my creativity in the jewelry lines and pieces I create. This is a lovely blog, the items are beautiful. Besos.
1 year ago
BanglewoodSupplies from BanglewoodSupplies says:
Love, Love, Love and more Love.
1 year ago
Laura Prill from lauraprill says:
we're in a dry spell here so seeing anything green is heart-lifting, thank you! I would be an aspen tree I think, thriving in higher altitudes, part of a community and turning golden in the fall :)
1 year ago
Kathleen from myvintagecrush says:
Loved all those florals! I can't get enough floral print this spring!
1 year ago
Sarah from CopperheadCreations says:
Wow, I fell in love with that dress instantly upon seeing it.
1 year ago
L2Country from L2Country says:
WOW....I just love all these "EARTHY finds!...Well done!..."L"
1 year ago
Liliana from TastefulThings says:
very inspiring picks and a beautifully written post... evokes feelings and emotions... makes me think of Virginia Wolf. Thank you! as for me - I'd be an evergreen,I love succulent leaves and firm flowers of a magnolia tree...
1 year ago
diane goree from ALLTIMEISATREASURE says:
I would be an aloe...
1 year ago
GoGoCactus from GoGoCactus says:
To be perfectly honest, roots are not clumsy at all. They are very specific in their search for nutrients and water.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Ada Ada from idajewelry66 says:
Wow! Beautiful picks!!
1 year ago