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My wife is a WHORE!!!!
12Step
12Step says:
I just found out the dimples are not a recessive gene. I don't have dimples, she doesn't have dimples but both "my" kids do.

I acquired this information on the Internet. And I know everything online is checked for accuracy.

I'm kicking her to the curb!!!

Now this is where you all feel bad for me and reply with encouragement.


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StitchesByKryss
StitchesByKryss says:
<.<

>.>

Wasn't me.
hypho
hypho says:
I suppose she could argue that they're a random mutation.
gemini5757
gemini5757 says:
I dunno what to do about your wife, but dimples are cute!
Cinnaber
Cinnaber says:
maybe the dimples skipped a generation?
AlieKeegan
AlieKeegan says:
o_O
12Step
12Step says:
I am a victim.

Everyone feel sorry for me please.


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BusyTimmy
BusyTimmy says:
Your children have been kissed by angels! Those dimples will be their ticket to beauty, wealthy and happiness! They will have smiles to dazzle the world! Their praises will be sung throughout the ages!

Dimples are the bomb. Quite yer bitchin'.

>smiles to show off my absolutely darling dimples!<
AlieKeegan
AlieKeegan says:
Very interesting. My daughter has 2 dimples in the EXACT same spots as her father. Cuteness overload.

As for encouragement, maybe they have child fatty cheeks that have dimples that are no longer visible on your cheeks.

So sorry!
apronsrecycled
apronsrecycled says:
always look on the bright side,
invite her friend for a threesome?
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