"You make a ridiculous face when you come, but I love you anyway"
And that was OK.
Except, that as a huge slut, I have to say that cumface is one of the biggest highlights of sex with a stranger. It's always hilarious. And it makes them completely adorable. Just for a moment. And really human.
I think one of the reasons it's so ridiculous is to relieve the intensity of sex. Like a crappy joke in the middle of a funeral.
So, I re-wrote Jason's idea. And so far, people have been digging it, and buying it.
PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean.
Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.