* Stock up on snark and save! Listing for 3 bottles of "Don't Be Lame" aromatherapy massage oil for sore muscles. *
Lame: (laym) adj.
1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible.
2. Marked by pain or rigidness.
3. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory.
None of those definitions are something you want to be - so don't! Comfort is good, and they say that laughter is the best medicine, so how about a shot of both?
Aromatherapy Massage Oil for sore muscles and tired bodies, along with a dose of snarky fun. A synergistic blend of essential oils specially formulated ease and soothe your aches and pains. Two ounce bottle with convenient dropper lid for mess-free dispensing.
"Don't Be Lame", from Terra Dei Farm, is handcrafted in small batches (with utmost attention to detail) on our small family farm. Our aromatherapy massage oils are made with a carrier base of 100% pure grapeseed oil. This creates an oil that is not greasy or sticky, clean absorbing, and safe for those with nut allergies. We use only 100% pure and natural essential oil - nothing artificial will ever make its way into our oils!
While massage oils are ideally used during massage, we recognize that "ideal" is often idealistic, especially when "ideal" requires you to have a willing masseuse! :) Luckily there are other ways for you to find successful relief with this oil, such as:
~Use as a clean absorbing natural lotion alternative.
~ Gently use your fingertips to massage a few drops into your temples, sinus areas, neck, base of skull, or anywhere else your headache seems to settle.
~ Massage the oil in to your feet by placing them one at a time into your lap.
~ Apply a drop to pulse points and let the aromatherapy benefits gently work their magic throughout the day.
~Dispense a dropper-full into a warm bath and enjoy!
Note: This product should not be used by pregnant women. Products containing essential oils should always be avoided or used with caution and under direction during pregnancy.
Not that lame? 3 Bottles too many? Find a 2 bottle listing of "Don't Be Lame" here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/100504001/dont-be-lame-sore-muscle-aromatherapy
Only need a single bottle of "Don't Be Lame"? Check this out: https://www.etsy.com/listing/99924745/snarky-fun-sore-muscle-aromatherapy