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Sick and tired of random people and strangers disrupting your home and wasting your time? Guaranteed effective in stopping disturbances while delivering the message with humor and style.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

KRAKEN BEASTS
NS-1101
Signature Series - No Soliciting Sign
2012-2013
Limited Edition Series Signed and Numbered
MADE IN USA 100%!
***3mm DiBond (aluminum composite) Metal, Water Resistent/Proof
Precision CNC drilled and ready to hang
Dimensions: Exactly 12" x 9"

CUSTOMIZE with a 3M, UV Coated clear vinyl sticker! Choose an individual greeting icon to cater to your individual needs and sense of humor:
- Blank (no icon logo)
- This Means You!
- Girl Scouts OK
- Deliveries/Packages OK
- Booze/Cocktails OK
- Girl Guides of Canada OK

***DiBond is a very strong, relatively light weight, rigid aluminum composite material. Our signs are NOT thin aluminum/tin/steel with an enamel finish. Thin aluminum signs with an enamel finish are typically made in huge manufacturing facilities (mostly in China, India, etc.), hundreds or thousands at a time. We do batch 4-color processing with one sheet of DiBond at a time. The finish may be strange in comparison to enamel. That is because it is a different 4 color process much like silk screen printing. We use a CNC machine to cut the signs out of the DiBond while also drilling out the corners for hanging. Each batch process is different, I update the master images every run and play with the CMYK values and try and achieve an antique, rusted sign look. These signs are not perfect. They are however, small batch processed and NOT mass produced. We take great pride in using the tools and machines we have to make the very best product we can. For more information about DiBond, copy and paste the following URL into a separate browser window: http://www.graphicdisplayusa.com/prod_dibond

PERSONAL GUARANTEE: IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED WITH THE QUALITY OF OUR PRODUCT, WE WILL PROVIDE A SWIFT REPLACEMENT OR A 100% REFUND (Yes, this includes Shipping too).

No Soliciting Signs are available in many different styles: http://www.etsy.com/shop/MatthewFlansburg?ref=seller_info

BACK STORY: My family was in desperate need of a real solution from the constant barrage of door knocks and doorbell rings from solicitors, religious fanatics and the occasional photo-radar process server. when living on 1.5 hour sleep, waking up our infant is a capital offense. During times like that we wished our dog was Cerberus and we wondered if someone had invented a pump-action, double-barreled shotgun.

Initially created out of necessity for my family,but when our friends started asking for them, we knew we were on to something. So effective, the UPS guy is afraid to knock on our door.

If you don't want solicitors or unwanted interruptions at your home, this series of signs is for you. Available in multiple styles and varying degrees of sardonic humor. All signs are 100% Made in America, individually numbered and personally signed.

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SHIPPING INFO:

All packages are shrouded in two layers of 1/16 inch foam sheeting. Your sign is then placed in a bubble-wrap mailer for added protection. We typically ship within 3 business days and we will follow up via the Etsy interface by marking your package "shipped".

In order to pass savings on to your, we recently (June 2013) switched exclusively to USPS. All orders ship First Class with insurance and Delivery Confirmation included. Double and Triple orders all ship USPS Priority Mail. Etsy will automatically update the status of your package with USPS Delivery Confirmation.

Yes! We ship Internationally and our quotes include Delivery Confirmation. If you do not see your country listed either use the "Everywhere Else" shipping price, (the least expensive choice), or contact us directly to obtain a quote.

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CUSTOM WORK:

Please read all below before requesting Custom Work!

Suggestions for new sign ideas are always welcome. We will be adding new signs variations periodically and new ideas are always appreciated and taken into consideration. We receive a number of requests and suggestions weekly. Due to the volume and amount of work, most of these requests are not realistic from a single or small run production standpoint.

Custom, one-off signs are not cheap. All custom designs start at $159. Based upon the amount of work requested, custom signs are adjusted upward from there. Be pre-warned, custom designs are unique artworks. They are priced as such. I am a full-time, gainfully employed professional designer. I charge $75 an hour for fun custom work.

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BUY THE SIGN AND NEVER BE BOTHERED AGAIN!

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COPYRIGHT:

All Original Artwork Copyright Matthew Flansburg and Flansburg Design, LLC 2012-2013 All Rights Reserved

Under no circumstances are my images and artwork authorized to be printed and/or sold by a third party. If you discover an instance of someone or shop selling my artwork or signs, and they are indeed violating my copyright, I will ship you a sign free of charge for bringing this to our attention.

"Tin Sign" Background Image Copyright Callahan 2012 Used under license from Shutterstock.com
HamburgerHeaven Font Copyright Nick's Fonts Used under license
Komika Axis Font Copyright Larry E Yerkes 2009 Used under license from Apostrophic Labs

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NOTES:

We speak English, South African, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Canadian, English (British), and extremely broken Spanish. We respond to all questions and requests within 24 hours.
Flansburg Family
Matthew and Lily Flansburg

Kraken Beasts - NO SOLICITING SIGN Nuclear Retro Vintage Faux Tin Rust: Customize, New, Durable, Waterproof, Ready to Hang, Outdr Metal Sign

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: dibond, print, aluminum, substrate, composite, mixed, illustration, signed, numbered, limited, series, original, humor
  • Feedback: 113 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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