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Every Day greeting card.

A less nice way of saying Carpe Diem.

My brother once told me that if you have to get in a fight it's best to go for the throat punch first.

Well, actually more of a stiff side of the hand to the throat, but that was too long to put in a print.

I'm sure he was talking figuratively.

We don't condone violence in our family.

Unless someone takes the last cup of coffee and leaves like a half a splash in the bottom of the pot.

That is definitely worthy of a throat punch.

Want the print? Find it here:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/78552679/typography-digital-art-print-poster

***I am now wholesaling cards, please convo me for more information***

♥Each card is individually scored, ensuring a clean fold.

♥ This card measures 4.25x5.75 inches and comes with a white envelope

♥It was professionally printed on a thick 16pt, FSC credited paper stock and has a
With a light satin coating on the outside, the inside is left uncoated, making it easier for you to write your own message.

♥ colours may vary slightly different than displayed on your monitor

♥ of course, the print you receive will have the copyright watermark removed

♥ any of our cards are available as prints, please convo me for information

♥ Card and envelope are shipped in a clear cello sleeve

♥ ships within 3 business days, usually the next day

♥ Please do not reproduce this artwork in any form without permission from the artist, I have nunchucks and I am not afraid to use them.

Thanks for stopping by and be sure to check out our other prints and unique items at hairbrainedschemes.etsy.com

Thanks for stopping by and be sure to check out our other prints and unique items at hairbrainedschemes.etsy.com

Funny Greeting Card Every Day Roll Out of Bed and Punch that Day in the Throat - Snarky Inspirational Greeting Card- Multi Rainbow Bright

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  • Materials: paper, color, humour
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