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Front: If not for the olives in my martinis I'd die of starvation!

Inside: Blank

As always, cards handmade by one (1) hermit girl, inspected thoroughly by Nelly the Cat, and comes with one envelope. Printed on quality, 80lb textured paper....

Thanks for looking!
(for ultimate enjoyment of these cards, I recomend you
go have a few cocktails before browsing the rest.)

Find Betty farting around here:

*cocktail not included.

starVation. Bipolar Betty martini card with envelope...


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