This listing is for "I Can't Wait to Get You Home and Dutch Oven You Tonight" a perfectly honest, sarcastic card that is a great way to let your significant other know you are thinking of them on an anniversary or a birthday.
Your card will be printed on beautiful, matte finish, 5" x 7" folded Mohawk Superfine card stock and comes with a brown kraft paper envelope. It's blank inside for you to write as much or as little as you'd like! Design will be printed as pictured (color 6), unless you specify a different color via message or at checkout. Our logo and URL is demurely printed in light gray on the back of the card.
As seen on BuzzFeed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/30-valentines-day-gift-fails-82j3 (we think it's a win)
**Please inquire about bulk orders, custom colors, and white or colored envelopes**