"My life will not be a journey to my grave, where I arrive demurely in an attractive and well preserved body. I plan to SKID IN SIDEWAYS, my body totally worn out! Chocolate in one hand, glass of wine in the other, smiling ear to ear, hooting "WOO HOO! What a RIDE!"
Size: Approximately 12" x 60". Ready to hang, with a wooden dowels at the top embellished with round wooden knobs and festive ribbons and bells.
I have customized these banners for my buyers, for example, substituting "champagne" for wine (everybody wants the chocolate) and adding favorite items one might want to skid in sideways with at the pearly gates (on a Harley, in a '56 Willy's Jeep, you get the drift).
I've painted this banner on black silk for men with manly words like "bottle of beer in one hand, cigar in the other" (no boa, yet, but I'm open to a man requesting a boa to slide in with).
Contact me with your ideas!
My most interesting custom order came from a wild woman who bought a large Woo Hoo! banner for her adult children to hang at her wake. My kind of gal.
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
