i suspect that the one thing missing from your lives right now is probably a picture of an awesome swan! so i'm selling a picture of an awesome swan! i took it in stratford! i was secretly a little afraid that the swans would get angry instead of being all docile like they like you to think they are. but they just sort of ate grass and stood around. i think they're used to being stared at by tourists in unflattering shorts. that's what i think.
this print is 5" x 5" and printed on glossy photo paper, and signed by me. i shot it on my diana, a lovely old plastic thing that's black and sort of a sea-foam colour. it makes clicking sounds and has german writing on it.