The "Keep Calm and Carry On" craziness came up in discussions during Thanksgiving dinner, and on our drive home, Evan and I came up with a silly idea. That silly idea is this "Keep Calm" spoof calendar. Hope you enjoy! - nichole
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON SPOOF CALENDAR (PRINTABLE)
Twelve months of Keep Calm and Carry On-inspired decrees. This 2009 Printable Calendar makes a fun gift for the girl with a sense of humor. Want to see calendar making in action?: http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6mk6t8
January: Make Resolution and Break Immediately
February: Bat Lashes and Pound Chocolate
March: Wear Sandals and Pretend Its Warm
April: Jump Puddles and Curse Frizzy Hair
May: Bend Down and Sniff Flowers
June: Wear Bikini and Avoid Mirrors
July: Drink Martinis and Seduce the Gardener
August: Look Dewy and Avoid Stinking
September: Wear Boots and Pretend It's Cold
October: Eat Candy and Regret Decision
November: Scarf Stuffing and Loosen Pants
December: Say Thanks and Exchange for Jewelry
Your calendar will arrive as a PDF file, so that you may print as many as you like. Print one, print ten or print twenty! Great for the cost-minded or for those who haven't received their government bailout (count me among you).
Two months fit on one page, so when assembled, the calendar is 4.25 x 11. Assembly is easy: simply print, cut each sheet in half and punch a hole in the top and tie with string or ribbon.
All you need besides the pdf files is a standard color printer and heavy card stock. You'll receive paper recommendations and further instructions with your order.
Have any questions? Contact the shop owner.