He's got awesome fur that has black tips over a red undercoat. His yellow eye balls bulge with green pupils laced with red veins. His massive set of teeth can be up or down, depending on his feeding schedule for the day. Of course, he comes equiped with two entirely usely front arms which he waves around helplessly when trying to open a can of tuna.
There are no breakable or small parts and dino is safe for children of all ages. He's also got jingle bells inside his stuffing making him really fun to shake around willy-nilly (although I wouldn't recommend shaking around the meanest carnivore on the planet if I were you...). He's also got a "Flaky Friends" tag sewn into his tail. Because of his size, he ships via Priority Mail.
All in all, he's every little boys dream come true.