The Senate Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs proceeded to issue a subpoena ordering Cthulhu to appear before the Committee to testify about the specifics concerning his use of TARP funds to bail out insolvent lenders in his undersea dominion. Specifically, the committee requested details concerning the circumstances surrounding the concessional rate financing granted to questionable contractors engaged in the rehabilitation of Cthulhu’s sunken city of R'lyeh.
Cthulhu remarked “How in the world can I be expected to assess the creditworthiness of a creature that is little more than a protoplasmic mass resembling a collection of glowing bubbles?" He then promptly asserted his Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination and refused to provide any further information. Conscious of Cthulhu’s reputation as a destroyer of worlds and his appetite for feeding on the souls of humans, the Committee avoided pressing Cthulhu too hard about the TARP funds and instead graciously agreed to sponsor legislation providing the citizens of R'lyeh with a follow-on stimulus package to ensure that all structures in the city are brought up to Neptunian code.
This print measures 11 inches wide by 8.5 inches tall, including the white margins around the image. The actual image is approximately 9.5 inches by 7 inches. It is printed on high quality, acid-free card stock and each one is signed by the artist. It is shipped flat in a rigid container. USPS First Class shipping is free within the United States.
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P.S. According to authorities on H.P. Lovecraft’s writings, the generally accepted pronunciation of Cthulhu is “kuthooloo.”
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