darn!socks are indeed just old holey socks reincarnated as adorable mice.
If you have a favorite color, please make sure your human specifies that in the order. Otherwise trust that I will use my psychic abilities to pick out the best toy for you. You like surprises, don't you?!
They’re filled with a generous teaspoon of organic catnip, a small sheet of recycled crinkly plastic, 3 or 4 pistachio shells (for that perfect bone crunching sound), and recycled wool sweater lint.
Don’t worry darn!socks are not wimpy cat toys. They can hold up to your most serious kitty kicks. Measuring 5 to 7 inches long (not including their shoelace tails) and 4 to 6 inches around their middles, they're not dinky either!
Perfect for the less active cat who still appreciates that perfect catnip high. Also great to carry around the house and impress the humans with your hunting skills.
If your humans keep tossing those yucky Made in China toys from the big box pet store at you, let them know that this is what you really want. Each darn!socks toy has a heaping teaspoonful of freshly dried catnip!
Don’t worry, the socks are clean—only silly dogs like stinky old socks!!!
Tested for oomph and durability by me (Aven) and my favorite feline friends: Itty Bitty, Dusty, K.C, Sundae, Eli, Olive, Rose, Peanut, Stella and Luna.
Your cat will love me too!