How can something that comes every month sneak up on us every time? Seems like the signs are there and yet some might have trouble noticing. To make a more obvious statement, use these little notes.
- Just a little note to let you know...You might not want to mess with me today.
- Yes...I am cleaning the floor with a toothbrush, after that I'm going to organize my socks.
- Just a little note to let you know...It's cloudy...with a chance of crazy.
- Bite me...better yet, I'll bite you.
- Just a little note to let you know...You should wear full body armor until further notice.
- Yes, I will be going to bed at 6:30. Do you have a problem with that?
- Just a little note to let you know...This is the time of the month when you're nice to me, even if I'm mean to you.
- Yes...I can survive on coffee, chocolate, and cheetos for the next week.
- Just a little note to let you know...You should go buy me flowers...immediately.
- Why yes, I would like a xanax, thank you for asking.
These ten little notes cover the wide range of actions and emotions which take place during this bizarre wonder of nature. Put these notes on the nightstand, in a lunchbox, on the bathroom mirror, in the break room at work, under someone’s windshield wiper, staple one to his forehead while he's sleeping. Anywhere you might need to get your subtle message across.
This period, give them a head start. It’s the humane thing to do.
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