This old satyr is in no mood to deal with young whippersnappers. "You kids -- Get off my lawn!"

This one-of-a-kind (OOAK) figure is made from polymer clay, Tibetan lamb hair, and leather (for her vest). Her purple eyes are handpainted, as are her liver spots. She is quite detailed -- fully sculpted underneath her vest, dewclaws on her heels, and more wrinkles than you can shake a cane at. The bowl of her pipe contains sealed organic matter that resembles tobacco.

The real lamb hair on her legs and head was carefully applied lock by lock -- a painstaking and long process, but the end result is nicely blended and natural-looking, so it was worth the extra effort. She even has a cute little curly tail! (Just don't tell her I used the word "cute." She'd cane me.)

9.5 inches (~24 cm) high.

You can see more photos at http://tinyurl.com/meanoldgoat. Send me a note if you may be interested in purchase and would like to see some semi-scary pre-clothing photos. (She *is* an old lady, after all!) :-)


*** This item is not a toy and is not intended for children. ***

***SHIPPING:

U.S. buyers: The shipping estimate for the U.S. reflects the furthest shipping zones (east coast, Hawaii, and Alaska). Buyers on the west coast (near me) might expect to pay significantly less (as little as $6.91 in Sacramento). I will refund the difference if the shipping cost (including insurance) is more than $2.00 less than the estimate. (This shipping difference refund can only be issued if you have a verified account with Paypal. If you don't have an account with Paypal or if you want to know the exact cost, please send me your zip code for an accurate shipping cost before purchase.) I will pay for insurance myself.

International buyers: Due to customs laws and the natural materials used in this sculpture, it may not be legal to ship to all countries. I will pay for the insurance for Priority Mail International shipments that allow it. Insurance is NOT available to some countries including Israel, Mexico, and many African countries except via Express Mail International, which costs more. In such cases the buyer assumes the risks of breakage or loss unless he/she chooses to pay extra for Express Mail International (and I will pay for insurance). If you want to opt for Express Mail International, please contact me for an exact shipping charge.