darn!socks are indeed just old holey socks reincarnated as adorable mice.
If you have a favorite color, please make sure your human specifies that in the order. Earth tones are the most popular, but bright colors are available for the visually impaired cat.
They’re a filled with a generous teaspoon of organic catnip, a small sheet of recycled crinkly plastic, 3 or 4 pistachio shells (for the perfect bone crunching sound), and recycled wool sweater lint.
Don’t worry darn!socks are not wimpy cat toys. At 5 to 7 inches long (not including their shoe lace tales) and 4 to 6 inches around their middles with a generous amount of stuffing, darn!socks can hold up to your most serious of kitty kicks.
Perfect for the less active (not lazy as your human may say) who still appreciates the catnip high. Also great to carry around the house and impress the humans with your hunting skills.
If your humans keep tossing those yucky Made in China toys from the big box pet store at you, let them know that this is what you really want. Each darn!socks toy has a heaping teaspoonful of freshly dried catnip!
Don’t worry the socks are clean—only silly dogs like stinky old socks!!!
Tested for oomph and durability by me (Aven) and my favorite feline friends: Itty Bitty, Dusty, K.C, Sundae, Eli, Olive, Rose, Peanut, Stella and Luna.
Your cat will love me too!
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
