And so you're thinking, "It's not Giftmas, it's CHRISTmas"
Look, Christ ain't got nothin' to do with trampling old ladies at the mall, or punching people in the face to get the last XBOX 360.
Let's face it, we're all celebrating GIFTMAS, the secular consumer holiday celebrated on Wall Street as the biggest voluntary transfer of wealth from the working class to the business class.
Credit Card Debt soars, Wall Street Banks collect interest on that debt.
Violence at shopping establishments is used as an economic indicator by stock traders, valuing stocks for retail chains based on how many people are trampled and killed at their Black Friday events.
Merry Giftmas to all, and to all a big fight!
Available in unisex (which for some reason means men's) sizes S-XL. Black ink on white only.
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And no, the irony of *selling* something about the rampant consumerism is not lost on me. However... I'm not a wall street bank. I don't make money collecting interest on your debt. I'm not a factory. I'm not a conglomerate. I'm not a publicly traded stock. I'm not a speculator. I'm not trading derivatives. I'm selling handmade t-shirts, from me, to you.
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