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LAWYER LATHER: GUARANTEED TO CLEAN EVEN THE NASTIEST A$$HOLES ©...by Septic Soaps... Serious soaps that are only toxic to your dignity ©.
Our Lawyer Lather soap weighs over 4 oz. I have been told it smells like coffee, booze, old court documents, and money. You can almost pick up the faintest scent of prostitute in there somewhere, too. Trust me, as a former Legal Assistant, I know what lawyers smell like!
Know any attorneys? Deep down, are they complete a$$holes? Then perhaps it is time for you to do them a favor. Help them to wash the 'a$$hole' away one bar at a time. They will certainly thank you for it later. Know someone who isn't an attorney but is a total a$$hole? This amazing soap will work for them, too!
Disclaimer: This soap cannot rid anyone of an a$$hole personality or any similar traits. On the other hand, it will remove dirt and grime and keep the user from smelling like an actual a$$hole. [The actual scent is a blend of patchouli and vanilla. This will soon be changed to creamy caramel coffee.]
INGREDIENTS: Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Sucrose, Sodium Laureth Sulphate, Sodium Laurate, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulphate, Inert Suspending Agent, Titanium Dioxide, Stearic Acid, Sodium Chloride, Lauric Acid, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Cucumber Oil, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Patchouli Essential Oil, Fragrance, FD&C Yellow No. 5, FD&C Blue No. 1, De-Ionized Water, Iron Oxide (Red).
I DO SHIP EVERYWHERE. IF YOU DO NOT SEE YOUR COUNTRY LISTED JUST ASK OR CHECK-OUT AND I CAN SEND YOU AN UPDATED INVOICE WITH YOUR TOTAL INCLUDING SHIPPING. [I always refund any shipping/handling fees if you are overcharged by $1 (or more) over actual shipping costs!]
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All products are for external use only. Use products only as directed. Please read all of the ingredients listed for each product carefully and thoroughly if you have any allergy concerns or sensitivities. If redness, rash or irritation occurs, immediately discontinue use of product and/or consult your physician. If you have any questions, please contact me prior to placing your order and I will be more than happy to assist you in any way I can.
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