This listing is for a men's size MEDIUM: Chest 38-40 inches
(These shirts run slightly smaller than traditional t-shirts.)
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Have problems making up your mind? Want a built-in excuse to do whatever you want? This is the shirt for you!
Featuring an angel on the right shoulder and a devil on the left, wearing this tee is a great way to make a statement and to appear intelligent. People will take one look at your shirt, assume that you’re a deep thinker, and decide that you spend a great deal of time considering the *right* decision. However, in reality, this is a “Get Whatever You Want” shirt!
Incline your head to the right, and the sweet voice of reason will gently whisper in your ear, quietly encouraging you to make the sensible choice. Get your homework done on time; eat lots of edamame; buy from a lemonade stand just to make some kid's day. If you want to do the right thing, then let the heavenly messenger persuade you. You’ll feel better for it in the end – you know you will!
Lean a bit to the left, however, and you can let yourself be tempted by pretty much anything you can think of. Go ahead – buy that new television! Spend all night playing video games! Learn to play the accordion! Steal your neighbor’s plastic flamingos and send them plummeting down the nearest ravine! Oh, the fun you can have!
It’s also sooooo easy to use this shirt to justify bad decisions. Just tell people that you slept wrong and have a crick in your neck, forcing your ear closer to the devil. Or stand on a hill, with your head slanting to the left. The closer your ear gets to the devil, the easier it is to say, “The devil made me do it!”
Warning: This shirt is not recommended for extremely indecisive people. Continual, rapid-fire bending of the neck back and forth may cause whiplash.
Now … incline your head in either direction. It doesn’t matter which way you go – both the angel and the devil are going to agree – you need this shirt!
Multiple T-shirts ship at no extra cost.
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