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Description: Divorce is a messy business. But, in the words of Louis C.K., no HAPPY marriage ever ends in divorce. When someone gets divorce, don't give your sympathies. Congratulations are in order!

Exterior Reads: Congratulations on Finally Dumping the Bitch

Interior Reads: BLANK

Qty: 1

For Fans Of: divorce, Louis C.K., snark

Special Occasion: Divorce, Separation, Congratulations

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About the card: All cards are printed on 80 lb, 12 mil matte photo paper. Each card measures 5X7 and comes with a kraft paper envelope. Cards are made-to-order, so please keep this in mind when placing large orders.

About the process: I design all cards using Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, and hand drawings that I scan into my computer. I use these programs to place text and images together, so that each card is easily customizable. When an order is placed, I print each card out, hand fold them, and seal them in a cellophane bag to protect during shipping.

About shipping: Usually I get orders out on the same day, but during particularly busy seasons please be aware that it may take me up to two days to ship a card out. I ship first class with USPS, using a stiff mailer envelope and clear plastic bag to protect the card from rain and bending. These two items are factored into the shipping costs that you pay. Cards can take anywhere from 3-10 days to arrive, and USPS does not guarantee shipping times. If you need a rushed order, please convo me first. I am happy to make accommodations for special circumstances.

Disclaimer: Colors may not appear exactly as they do on the computer screen. Although I do my best to make sure that the photos accurately reflect my product, there may be variations from one computer screen to another.

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Funny Congratulations on Divorce Greeting Card -- Congrats on Finally Dumping the Bitch


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: matte photo paper, ink
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 676 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States