Nature's cruel joke would have it so that your baby would grow teeth and begin crawling around the same time. Whether these nightmares occur simultaneously, or one after the other, you can be prepared for both with just one Etsy product!
Have you seen how ridiculously priced, ugly, and crappy coverage the store-bought bumpers can be? These bumper pads are made from half-inch thick foam covered in a strong canvas fabric in colors YOU want, not just drab brown. You can see our coffee table on the right has coverage not only on the top of the table, but the bottom as well. These bumpers are flexible so they can fit if there's a ledge, or if your tables are like ours, and are just flat sided. You can use the bumpers anywhere your kiddo may knock her or his noggin, bookshelves, chair legs, railings, put them wherever you like, they stretch and conform well.
The other concern we can have as moms is that we bought this beautiful convertible crib that will someday be our baby's teenaged bed. We would really rather not the nice finish be covered with teeth marks from the early days. The bumpers make an AWESOME teething rail for your crib; the fabric is so tough your baby can't bite through it unless they have scissors for teeth, and the foam stands up to a lot of abuse and probably feels good on those gummies as well.
The bumpers can be held on with double-sided adhesive tape (what we did on our coffee table) or with ties (what you see on the crib - also available for sale)
This item is custom made for you, since you'd obviously not want the wrong size bumper for your specific needs and have to re-do anything.
Cleaning: Spot clean with a damp cloth, or if something crazy like a spaghetti explosion happens, hand wash and hose it down.
How to order:
Edit: I am no longer doing extra wide. If your rail is more than 2 inches wide (wide on top, not around) than these will be too small
This item is ordered by the foot. This is what you would do:
Let's say you have a crib that needs three of its sides covered. You measure your crib on the inside side where each edge meets, two sides are 29 inches and the long side is 52. So! You'll need two 29 inch, and one 52 inch bumpers. You'll let me know this upon ordering 9 units (rounded to the nearest foot). If the width of your rails is more than two inches, please let me know those measurements, and order an additional foot to make up for the cost of the larger materials. Doesn't make sense? Just send me a message and we'll chat more.
Ties to secure the rails in place are included, one tie per foot ordered. Additional ties are available in the shop if you feel you'll need more.
If none of these colors suit your needs, let me know what you need and I'll see if I can find something appropriate. Remember, this is for YOU and baby, you CAN have your house stay cute and stylish and also be baby-ready.
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.








