"If there was ever anything that made cleaning up after fooling around (either with yourself or another) a little less awkward, it's a washcloth that says 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' on it. Much better than handing someone a t-shirt, trust me."
- J., a happy customer from San Francisco
What is a Tidy Cloth? Well, a Tidy Cloth is a classy little lifesaver for anyone who has ever been on the giving or receiving end of a sticky post-coital situation. No more shame, no more awkward silence, no more "Umm... can you hand me one of those t-shirts out of the laundry pile?" The Tidy Cloth, or "cum rag" as it's known in the vernacular, replaces that uncomfortable pause with an excellent conversation piece, great for distracting a partner from your pitiful performance or untimely release.
Featured in the July/August issue of Playgirl magazine, and the sold at the Museum of Sex in NYC, Tidy Cloths make a wonderful present for friends, family, and inconsiderate lovers. Available in a variety of colors and slogans, ranging from the sweet ("Cuddle or Cigarette?") to the raunchy ("Cocksucker"). Guaranteed to wipe off more than the grin on your one night stand's face.
- Fabric is brand new cotton
- Fabric is 18"l by 18"w
- Embroidery is done by my own little hands!
- Makes a great post-coitus conversation piece
- This is a decorative towel that sits in your bedside sex drawer or in your bathroom. It's not as absorbent as our functional Tidy Cloths, but could do in a pinch.
Care: Handwash in warm water with an enzyme dissolving solution, such as Biz.
Have any questions?
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