This little sperm is the best of Tom. And you can even tell your kids that it's just a tadpole to protect their innocence (I did, and my girl just love him!) After they go through sex ed, they'll get the joke. Tom Selleck sperm has a nice big rattle in him for little hands to shake and adore. Everyone loves Tom. This is an awesome baby shower gift for any mom expecting a little boy.
Your Tom Selleck sperm will be made upon your order and may vary slightly from the one pictured here. Please allow three days for shipping.
Here's some great Selleck tidbits from his IMDB page:
Selleck was originally cast as "Indiana Jones", but was not able to take the role because he was committed to "Magnum, P.I." (1980). "Magnum" did an episode that parodied "Raiders" complete with hat, whip and booby traps.
For the 8th and final season of "Magnum, P.I." (1980), Universal Studios gave him a bonus of $350,000, which he spent on lavish gifts, such as Rolex watches, Porsches, $1000 bonuses, for the entire cast and crew of "Magnum, P.I." (1980).
[Explaining why he refused a cameo in the film adaptation Magnum P.I. (2011) of his TV series "Magnum, P.I." (1980)] I tell you what worries me -- because I love "Magnum" and we have loyal fans -- is they take these TV show titles, and they buy them and they spend $100 million on special effects, and then they make fun of them and trivialize it. Then they try and get the actor who used to be in it to do some ridiculous cameo to prove to the audience that it's OK. And I will not do that.
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