Ok fine it's a bedazzled tampon*. And ya know what? He's only upset because he's not bedazzleder!
30 glorious bedazzle gems adorn this mighty feminine hygiene product.
Have you ever bedazzled? Then you know what a horribly awful process it is. Due to not wanting to become an alcoholic at the hands of the bedazzler, I've found an easier way to affix the sparkly red gems that we all know and love. He'll still have sparkles all around, but no more pesky brackets that lead to drinking.
If your dad wants to know what it is...it's a sparkly candle.
3" tall and 1.5" wide. ENTIRELY NOT SAFE FOR KIDS! Dude....that tampon could get stuck in their esophagus. Can you imagine poor little Wendy choking on a bedazzled tampon? It's a horrific sight to behold. I'm glad I've never beheld it. Be responsible, don't give small toys to children under three. Besides, then poor little Wendy will be really disappointed when she hits puberty & it doesn't come out all sparkly and fabulous.
*Let's think through this, people. It's a puppet representation OF a bedazzled tampon. It's made of felt, not actual bedazzled menses-cotton.
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
