About Robo Cthulhu:
Robo Cthulhu (or RC if you will) was constructed by ancient space whales who fly through the galaxy looking for planets to start shit with. They are complete jerks. RC's outer shell is constructed from a specialized metal alloy that is made of 10% lead 10% titanium and 80% death metal. His inner workings are composed entirely of ambergris - which he constantly leaks all over the fucking place. Needless to say, he smells really fucking horrible.
It is unknown how big RC is. Scientists estimate that his large claw is at least the size of The Lakewood Mall. The primary function of RC's terrible claws are to fuck shit up. He can also use them to play a mean game of jai alai. Each one of his mouth tentacles can move independently. He can use his tentacles to easily rip an entire city block right the hell out of the ground yet, they are precise enough to do a hadoken when playing Street Fighter II.
RC can use his glowing orange eyes to shoot a plasma beam that can evaporate an entire planet. When on it's lowest setting, the plasma beam can cook a frozen pizza in 2 seconds. He also cries tears of barf.
RC also has flying capabilities. He is propelled through the air from the awesome power of magic. When airborne, he can easily be confused to be the Bat-Signal. Make no mistake, mother fucker! It's not Batman.
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Print Information
Print is 8"x10"
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!
Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.
Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!
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Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
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Q: Yo, Tiger! Do you like pizza?
A: Hell yeah!
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