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I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

This is applicable to all people because everyone's butts are bigger than their hearts. If not, you need to stop browsing Etsy & go see a doctor about your situation right now.

Every card is hand scripted & hand painted by me. Then I rub it all over my body for extra magic. Ok, I lied. I don't do that. Or do I?

Left blank inside so you can add your own butt love message.

No 2 are alike! It also fits in a 5x7 frame! It's the best day of your whole day.

P.S. If you are wanting more than 1 card & are a fan of bargains & laughter, you can get 4 for $15 with free shipping right here:

Funny Valentine card! I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

$4.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, paint, awesomeness, sex hormones, butt
  • Feedback: 744 reviews
  • Ships from United States to select countries.