This is applicable to all people because everyone's butts are bigger than their hearts. If not, you need to stop browsing Etsy & go see a doctor about your situation right now.
Every card is hand scripted & hand painted by me. Then I rub it all over my body for extra magic. Ok, I lied. I don't do that. Or do I?
Left blank inside so you can add your own butt love message.
No 2 are alike! It also fits in a 5x7 frame! It's the best day of your whole day.
P.S. If you are wanting more than 1 card & are a fan of bargains & laughter, you can get 4 for $15 with free shipping right here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/90475913/pick-4
Have any questions?
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