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I don't know first hand, but I've seen enough After School Specials to know that crabs don't belong in my pants.

• Blank inside
• Sized A2 (5.5x4.5)
• Matching envelope (envelope color is based on availability)
• Packaged in a cello sleeve
• Sorry Cali residents, Uncle Sam wants his cut. 8% tax applies

~ Shipping ~
• Orders are mailed within 3 business days of payment
• US orders generally take 3-5 business days to arrive from the ship date
• Canada orders can take up to four weeks to arrive
• Overseas orders can take up to 6 weeks to arrive

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Jeanette Champion-Fanning

Funny Card Good For Eatin Not For Spreadin


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card, ink, envelope
  • Feedback: 3207 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States