Brighten up your home for fall with this cute vintage can of sunshine!
Height: approx. 4 1/4"
Diameter: approx. 9 1/4"
Can label reads...
CONTENTS: This container is guaranteed to be filled with nothing but pure, undiluted, and unadulterated FLORIDA SUNSHINE, canned in America's only sub-tropical state on the North American continent. Contents have been produced for export to unfortunate Yankees who cannot live in Florida where sunshine is freely available to all throughout the year.
CAUTION: Containers of this product should not be opened in hostile environments such as regions north of the Mason-Dixon Line, especially during the miserable winter season by envious Yankees with unstable disposition. When such unfortunate individuals are exposed to these contents, the occasionally fly into a blind rage and have been know to fatally stab themselves with an icicle.
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