You will receive three 2 ml (5/8 dram) glass sample bottles of any perfumes you choose. These samples are large enough to use several times. It's a great way to check out different scents and see which ones suit you best. Just mention in checkout which three samples you want, or convo me. The list of scents to choose from will grow as the line expands, so do check back!
You may currently choose from:
12 Cabins, 12 Vacancies: Make your friends back home feel envious. Smells like a safe, refreshing, completely terror-free shower, with a slightly soapy and fresh note of ozone, plus the scent of freshly-washed motel sheets, hard candy, and a dash of gasoline left over from a long day on the road to Fairvale. A very clean but sweet unisex scent.
Abattoir: Primarily pomegranate, blackberry, and sandalwood, with hints of vanilla, peach, patchouli, and strawberry. It has a sweet, dark, smoky, bloody, almost charred quality to it.
Auto-da-fé: The scent of smoke and a burning stake, softened and sweetened with additional notes of patchouli, sandalwood, amber, ylang ylang, violet, musk, cedarwood, and vanilla.
Bad Wolf: A scent as English as The Doctor isn't. With notes of tea, scones, honey, strawberry jam, and clotted cream. Unisex.
Bal des Victimes: Inspired by the Bals des Victimes (Victims' Balls) held by aristocratic survivors of the Reign of Terror. Participants were said to adopt the style of dress known as the "costume à la victime," which included a red ribbon or shawl around the neck at the point of a guillotine blade's impact, and wearing the hair short like the haircut given to the victims prior to execution. A heady, decadent scent with notes of white cake, calla lily, wine, rose, blackberry, honey blossom, raspberry, honeysuckle, and grapefruit.
Bathory: Inspired by the Hungarian "Blood Countess" herself. Contains notes of rose, tuberose, orchid, blood orange, blackberry, hibiscus, wine, amber, musk, and neroli.
Black Christmas: Yuletide terror in a bottle, with notes of apple pie, cinnamon, sugar, pine, clove, and pumpkin.
Black Date: Inspired by the song Black Date. A spicy forest scent with dragon's blood, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg.
Black Forest: A foresty, slightly spicy scent with additional notes of dragon's blood, blackberry, and strawberry.
Black Lodge: A Twin Peaks-inspired scent with notes of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of black coffee - damn fine.
Blood Wine: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam, indeed, but it is never a good day to smell nasty. Just because you're a warrior doesn't mean you can't smell nice. You can wear this scent to conventions OR polish your bat'leth with it. Contains notes of red wine, leather, and honor! More geek-friendly scents are on their way.
Bluebeard: For enthusiasts of either Bluebeard or Gilles de Rais, this is a forest scent, with additional notes of dragon's blood, violet, leather, and blackberry.
Bon Temps: A dark, distinctively southern scent for the vampire, fairy, or fangbanger with taste. Includes notes of magnolia, sweet iced tea, wisteria, bougainvillea, and a good dose of peach.
Briar-Rose: A foresty scent with additional notes of briar-rose, violet leaf, bergamot, and geranium.
Caligula: Decadent, fleshy, and a little pungent, with all the excess of imperial Rome. This is a very fruity, floral, feminine scent, with notes of frangipani, pomegranate, wine, white grape, grapefruit, strawberry, and blackberry.
Cenobite: A warm, spicy, infernal scent, with notes of cinnamon, clove, allspice, French vanilla, and leather.
Christie: The perfect scent for when you're going out to return some videotapes. Includes notes of cranapple, freshly-washed sheets, yuzu, blood orange, and a very fine Chardonnay you're NOT drinking.
Come Reap: A warm, spicy scent with notes of cinnamon and clove.
Consumption: A sickly sweet combination of pomegranate and calla lily, red and white, the rosy pallor of a sufferer of the White Plague.
Dark Passenger: A clean tropical scent with notes of orange, ocean water, nectarine, blood orange, banana, coconut, and a splash of shaving cream. Perfect for a night of totally innocent boating on the Slice of Life with that special someone.
Des Esseintes: A scent inspired by J-K Huysmans, with notes of pomegranate, frangipani, orange, guava, passionfruit, grapefruit, peach, black currant, a little musk, and strawberry.
The Divine Marquis: A Marquis de Sade-inspired scent of strawberry and sweet, fleshy peach, with additional notes of leather, wine, cake, rose, hibiscus, and calla lily.
Dr. Lecter: Our facsimile of Dr. Lecter's scent, as described in the film Hannibal. Great for perfuming your letters. A clean, herbal scent with notes of sage, lavender, and (faux) ambergris. Very unisex.
Donner Party: A spicy forest scent, with additional notes of smoke, a dash of blackberry, and something a little suspicious cooking over a crackling fire.
Dorian Gray: A heavy floral blend of rose and frangipani.
Funeral Pyre: Contains spicy, woody notes of clove, timber, and smoke.
Glass Coffin: A foresty apple scent with additional notes of strawberry, rose, and blackberry.
Glitter Scars: A bakery blend of cupcake, cookies, french vanilla, sugar, and frosting.
Gogo: A super-sweet feminine scent with notes of cherry blossom, strawberry bubblegum, tea, bamboo, and sugar cane.
Gunslinger: A good masculine scent, with notes of sandalwood, leather, and a dash of whiskey.
Hellmouth: Make yourself the center of a mystical convergence with this Slayer-inspired scent. Contains notes of pumpkin, cinnamon, clove, allspice, nutmeg, and vanilla.
Herodias: A dramatic, luxurious floral, primarily a vibrant rose, with additional subtle notes of violet and orchid.
Kali: A blend of lotus, sacred hibiscus, blood orange, orchid, and sacrificial dark chocolate.
The King in Yellow: Inspired by Chambers' book The King in Yellow. Contains notes of lotus, calla lily, lemon, rosemary verbena, lime, grapefruit, and clementines.
La Dolce Vita: The perfect decadent dessert scent - white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake!
Lady Murasaki: Inspired by the author of and character in the Genji Monogatari, or Tale of Genji, considered the first proper novel. Murasaki is Japanese for violet, a flower mentioned often in the Genji Monogatari. A light floral scent with notes of violet and the Asian grasses.
Leatherface: A warm, woody, spicy scent with additional notes of leather, musk, smoke, vanilla, and very slight hints of pomegranate and subtle florals to soften it up. Unisex.
London After Midnight: A cool, clean, rainy floral scent with notes of ozone, night-blooming jasmine, and orchid.
Mr. Todd: This smells just like a Victorian-era barber shop (and the closest shave you'll ever have), with notes of shaving cream, amber, rum, musk, vanilla, and bay. A great unisex scent.
Mrs. Lovett: This scent is primarily pie crust (from the worst pies in London), with a dash of vanilla and Mr. Todd's shaving cream.
Never Sleep Again: Something to keep you awake on those nights when Freddy may be coming for you. With notes of warm, buttery cappuccino, black coffee, and rum.
Oubliette: A sweet, crisp rose scent, with additional notes of blackberry, strawberry, and a little bergamot and geranium.
Paradise Lost: A fruity and floral scent with notes of pomegranate, blood orange, grapefruit, clementine, strawberry, peach, black currant, rose, and a dash of dragon's blood.
Pele: A tropical, distinctly Hawaiian scent with notes of ocean, coconut, frangipani, hibiscus, nectarine, banana, grapefruit, lime, orange, lemon, and sugar cane.
Pinky Violence: A hyper-feminine blend of yuzu, cranberry, raspberry tea, blood orange, jasmine, violet, bamboo, sugar cane, and Asian grasses.
Ripper: Our tribute to Jack the Ripper smells like a smoky, rainy night in London, with additional notes of rose, tuberose, orchid, peppercorn, leather (like a certain apron), amber, musk, and a hint of grape. It's fairly unisex, as the florals are not overwhelming.
Scurvy: A throughly piratic scent containing cool notes of ocean, lime, and orange.
Siren: A cool aquatic scent with notes of ocean and sea kelp.
Sweets to the Sweet: Our tribute to The Hook Man and his congregation. Put this on, then say his name five times. They say he'll appear, breathing down your neck. Contains notes of honey, candy, and spun sugar.
Tiberius: An ocean scent reminiscent of the Emperor's days (and nights) of debauchery on Capri, with additional notes of melon and the Emperor's favorite food - the cucumber.
Torture Garden: A light, slightly fruity floral scent, with notes of the Asian grasses, peony, and passionfruit.
Transylvanian Concubine: A warm, salty blood scent slightly sweetened with berries and wine.
Trionfo della Morte: Inspired by the writings of Gabriele d'Annunzio, this scent is everything quintessentially Italian, with notes of violet, rose, Italian fig, blood orange, and apricot.
Un-birthday: The perfect un-birthday gift for any Alice fan, with notes of white birthday cake, raspberry tea, and candy, and very slight hints of blackberry, violet, rosewood, and honeysuckle.
Yog Sothoth: A marine and Stygian unisex scent with notes of sea kelp and dragon's blood.
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