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This is truly the Rolls Royce of Farty products. Combining the features of the entire acclaimed Got Lites Farty line, this kit will provide the recipient with all the technological tools necessary to deal with this most human and embarrassing problem.

Packaged for gift giving; presentation box sealed in a cello bag. This is a perfect gift for significant other, secret flame, sibling, parent, in-law, co-worker, boss, friend, or foe.

The deluxe kit consists of:

Farty Peg: A double defense against olfactory offense. Applied to the proboscis, the peg provides a barrier to invasive pheromones, while the snappy text informs the perpetrators that they’ve been rumbled.

Farty Lites: For group defense, these convenient Lites provide for rapid fumigation of the afflicted area.

Stinky Lites: Cover up embarrassing bathroom episodes with these clever incense sticks.

Cover-up Candle: Keep your living space clear of noxious aromas with this scented tea light.

Stink Button: Wear this and be out and proud.

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Funny gag gift -- Deluxe Farty Kit on Summer SALE

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