Are you a cable man? Or do you clean pools? No? Do you do some gardening during the day at homes with lonely housewives? Oh wait, maybe you're one of those plumbers who wears overalls without a shirt on underneath, and happens to have rippling, greased up muscles, which juxtaposes perfectly with your beer belly?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need this mug cozy. Get your pornstache on each morning. Drink your coffee and let people know, hey, I'm a porn star. Or I want to be one. Or I'm a recovering one, which is why I shaved my real pornstache, but like to reminisce with my morning joe and fake mustache on this awesome cozy.
If you would like this item customized in any way, I'd be happy to do so. Please just send me a message so I can create your own unique design! If I don't get back to you right away, be patient. I'm probably just getting my cable fixed.
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