I often think of this phrase when I have to get up in the morning and only my cup of joe can make it slightly more bearable. I'm sure you feel the same way but may not use this phrase. It's decidedly more British than American. But I encourage you to use it. It is a perfect balance of disgust and decorum. It's okay to use in any company as opposed to, "Motherf*cker. I can't believe it's another f*cking Monday clusterf*ck."
Keep your coffee, tea or other beverage warmer or cooler a bit longer and give yourself and others a laugh at the same time.
If you would like something else written on your mug cozy, or would like a different color or combination of colors please do send me a request. I would be happy to make this cosy to your specific design. Also, cozy will be made to order so please expect some variation. I'd also be happy to make this a bottle/can/travel cup cozy/koozie for only $2.00 more.
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