Are you a whore? Do you like coffee or tea? Or do you use a mug to hold a portion of boiling salt water on your nightstand to freshen up?
Then why not use this mug cozy so everyone knows what they see is indeed what they get. Plus, it'll avoid all those time wasting conversations like this one:
Stranger: 'Fancy a shag?'
Think about the gift possibilities for this item- your child's teacher or better the principal at their school- maybe something for your Stepmother, or your ex-girlfriend. I'd be happy to make it in more manly colors if you want to give it to your Stepdad or ex-boyfriend. In fact, I'd be happy to change the writing to 'himbo' if you think that would send the message in a clearer way.
Any other customizations? Just send me a message. I am willing to sell myself to make all my customers happy.
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