Looking for a Naughty Garden Gnome? Finding one of these rude little gnomes to buy used to be next to impossible here in the United States -- until now!
PhenomeGNOME is pleased to present this brand new cheeky little garden gnome. Although he claims he is just making a nice perch for the little birdie on his shoulder to land on -- I think we know differently ;) (Wink Wink)
IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING THIS ITEM:
If you choose to order this item I do appreciate your patience -- and I promise you will not be disappointed when your little guy arrives :) Please understand that due to the popularity of this Gnaughty Gnome and the intricate painting detail involved - I require a MINIMUM of 35-45 "business days" before I can complete your order & get him ready to ship. I am a "one woman show" and I do everything from pouring to shipping.
❤ This all weather concrete garden gnome is an impressive 5" Tall x 3" Wide
❤ He weighs in at just over a pound of solid concrete before packaging - no worries about him blowing over in the wind :)
❤ This item is exclusive to my shop only - you will not find this concrete statue anywhere else on the planet :) He also has a brother -- who is just as rude -- "mooning his bare bottom" at anyone and everyone!
❤ Handcrafted with my own special blend of concrete & strengthening components resulting in a very strong, durable all weather material
❤ Hand painted with special outdoor safe paints made specifically for garden statues.
❤ He is painted in "traditional" gnomish colors (red hat, blue coat)
❤ Waterproofed with cement sealer & sprayed with several coats of a special outdoor UV-Resistant clear acrylic.
❤ I pay special attention to detail to make sure you have a quality item you will be proud to display in your home or garden for many years to come.
❤ This listing is for the "Finger Saluting Gnome" only - his rude brother is listed separately :)
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❤ ❤ ❤ SHIPPING INFORMATION ❤ ❤ ❤
This is my busiest time of year :) My statues are not mass produced, they are made when ordered. I am a "one woman show" and I do everything from pouring to shipping. Please understand that due to the popularity of this Gnaughty Gnome and the intricate painting detail involved - I require a MINIMUM of 35-45 "business days" before I can complete your order & get him ready to ship. If you choose to order this item I do appreciate your patience -- and I promise you will not be disappointed when your little guy arrives :)
Many of my customers print a copy of the statue they ordered and include the item photo with a greeting card if the item is intended as a gift. This works very well because you still have something to give the recipient and you can tell them you are having a statue hand made especially for them.
I will notify you via your Etsy email AND via PayPal with tracking information when your items have shipped. You may rest assured that your purchases will be packaged with the greatest of care & expertise.
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