The man demanded that the pie be at least out to 980 decimal places. The baker didn't understand and the Gates looking guy started to get real angry. He reached into his coat and was about to pull out a gun.
Luckily, I had my Pi reference card with me that was exactly what he was looking for! I took it out of my wallet, gave it to Gatesy and he left. I got 3 pies and some cookies as a reward from the owner. I estimate I got about 3.14 worth of pies for my quick action.
I left 2 spaces on the card so you won't loose your place while reciting the numbers to family and friends for hours of enjoyment.
This is made of 1/32" Birch wood and surprisingly durable. It is the size of a standard business card 2x3.25".