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Valentine Card I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack

From sweetperversion

Valentine Card  I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack
Valentine Card  I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack Valentine Card  I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack Valentine Card  I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack Valentine Card  I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack
Valentine Card - I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack

What? Back-alley hookers love crack. I've watched Cops. Those crazy bitches will blow a dude for 5 bucks...for crack.

• Blank inside
• Sized A2 (5.5x4.5)
• Matching envelope (envelope color is based on availability)
• Packaged in a cello sleeve
• Sorry Cali residents, Uncle Sam wants his cut. 7.75% tax applies

~ Shipping ~
• Orders are mailed within 3 business days of payment
• US orders generally take 3-5 business days to arrive from the ship date
• Canada orders can take up to four weeks to arrive
• Overseas orders can take up to 6 weeks to arrive

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About this item

Handmade by sweetperversion

Who it’s for

Unisex Adults

Occasion

Valentine's

  • Listed on Feb 10, 2013
  • Listing # 65272123

sweetperversion accepts Etsy Gift Cards.

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