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dont fart during sex

From lemonswithapea

dont fart during sex
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****I can also make this without the "Dear Valentine" part, just let know in the note to seller when purchasing! Thanks!****

Farting during sex is funny. Unless it smells really bad & you puke everywhere. Not that I know.

You won't find this exclusive Valentine's card at Hallmark, y'all!

Each one of these cards is hand painted & hand scripted by yours truly! Which means no two are alike.

5"x6.5" blank inside

It even comes with an envelope. I know, I'm super generous like that.

*horny dinosaurs not included.


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