"You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you."
"I think you're jealous that I'm getting married and that I'm getting all the attention."
Both quotes are taken from the classic "chick flick," Sixteen Candles. The film title is printed on the back so that your bridesmaid-to-be will know you have a wicked sense of humor and that helping you pull off the event of a lifetime is going to be a blast!
Congratulations and happy planning!