The painting surface is 9x12 and is in a beautiful thick black frame!
It's painted with EXTREMELY high quality oil paints and mixed with an oil medium made from amber. It is created using the true painting technique of layering made famous by The Dutch Old Masters to achieve unsurpassed depth and glow and overall maximum sweetness!
Buy this for your special someone. Fuck it, buy it for yourself!! Whoever gets it is going to have a 100% classier home!
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Now, here's the story behind this masterpiece:
CHAPTER the 1st: THE SQUID
The Deicide Squid (Deicideteuthis) is the largest known squid in the world. It is also unique from other squids because their blood is composed of 100% hatred. It is currently ranked #1 in National Geographic's list of "Top 5 most hateful squids ever"
The Deicide Squid has exhibited feats of high intelligence. They excel in complex problem solving tasks and have been seen reconstructing sunken ships. It is thought that their motivation for attacking ships and totally fucking them the hell up is so that they can rebuild them. They are also good at reverse engineering Super Nintendos - which have become collector's items.
CHAPTER the 2nd: A Big Ass Bot
"For it is the time of our Fathers before they, and ye hath heard the call of the Raven wind. Hark! From The Mirror of Time appears The Metal King! Hail! The Eater of the Red One! For we shall taste of it's red flesh in The Mead Hall of Eternity!" -Viking prophecy
Big ass bots are the Deicide Squid's main adversary. They come out of nowhere and straight up bum rush the squids. Because of the bots ability to appear out of thin air, it can be presumed that
A: they possess the cloak of invisibility
B: They can time travel
It is quite possible that these robots are created by sharks. Sharks are well known for their time traveling capabilities and their cloak of invisibility manufacturing. However, it could be that sharks learned these traits through the robots -which leads us to the age old question: Which came first? The shark or the robot? We may never know. In the meantime, enjoy this sweet ass painting!!
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