Once upon a time, even shag and polyester didn't match up to the awesomeness of the air-plant-plus-shell craze. It was a craze. An awesome, awesome craze.
Let me pick out an air plant with a little shell home for you. It'll love you always. Plus, no dirt required!
All shells/plants will measure at least 2" in length, and may be up to 11".
*Okay you might in fact be cool anyway. But hey, I'm trying to spread the love here!
If you live in cold parts, please be careful about the shipping address! The plants will freeze and die if left for too long on a porch or say, the Arctic Tundra! If you have a work address or some other address that's much less tundra-like than your front porch, please ship to that address instead!