Front: You should know that I am never too busy or
too asleep or too bound and gagged in a basement
to answer your call or text. But I completely understand
that you have been taking a shower for a week straight.
So call me when you can.
Inside is blank.
As always, cards are made by one (1) hermit girl.
Printed on quality, 80lb, 30% recycled paper....
Comes with one darling envelope!