“Green is Sexy" is a medium-sized pillow (16" x 12") featuring a variety of "green" fabrics, including a mint-green t-shirt with the text "Green is Sexy" and the recycling symbol for the front ; a lovely, light green paisley fabric on the back; green & purple polka dots & daisies to help embellish with ruffled edges; and the finishing touch is four green & blue striped pockets containing 3 condoms and one little tube of lube (all vegan-friendly). This is a great accessory for those that like to occasionally throw caution to the wind, but in a responsible, conscientious manner.
For a touch of irony, the pillow is stuffed with poly-fill from a secondhand pregnancy pillow! (you know, the one that looks like a long snake and is supposed to help those with a bun in the oven get a comfy night of sleep –ha!)
Safe Sex Pillows were created for those occasional lapses in judgment after a night of Eco-Imbibing, when you may not necessarily go home alone. You know the scenario: Shy Girl stares at Cute Boy from across the bar all night....Cute Boy looks even cuter as it gets closer to last call.....one more shot of Wild Turkey gives Shy Girl the courage to go chat Him up....He offers Her a ride home....She asks Him in for a nightcap.....and yadda, yadda, yadda. I, personally, don't know anyone who would do such a thing, but, as always, we are not here to judge. We are here to give you the tools you need to be a responsible Eco-Imbiber! Each pillow is made from completely secondhand/recycled/upcycled materials, and comes stocked with condoms and lube (that's the “safe” part), so you'll always be prepared for those unpredictable after-hours interludes!
Safe Sex Pillows make great gifts for college students, prowling cougars, newly single friends, or promiscuous hussies.
Cheers to Eco-Sex!
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